jokeathaday

[c-towns]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss

them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,

his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his

ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He

called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried

and decided to go to hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the

peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the

father's

nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The

mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it

was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for

something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father. The mother said, "That's

wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows

older?!"

The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

bwaaahahahahahahahhaa.

[bouche]

Ohhhhhhhh Ya!

[Esau]

[questcequecest?]

two young chinese men, new to canada, both get jobs at a shoe factory.

just barely beginning their shift, the boss asks them both to go to the supplies cabinet and get some supplies. happily, the two young asians go to the supply cabinet but dont return for quite some time.. after about 20 minutes the boss begins to wonder where his two new employees are. he goes to the cabinet, and the two jump out and yell.. "SUPPLIES!!!"