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Sorry to have to tell you this...

Very Sad News...

Since you knew him, I thought you would want to know-

It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following

news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of

the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast

infection, and complications from repeated pokes in

the belly. He was 71. Doughboy

is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John

Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He

is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their

respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The

California Raisins, Betty Crocker,the Hostess Twinkies

and Captain Crunch.The grave site was piled high with

flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly

described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he

was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show

business, but his later life was filled with

turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting

much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite

being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty

old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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