Tooly Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 yeah people thats right, ooh la la, hot wax, right? WRONG!!thought id share this little storyso jaysanislo got a new place, im helping him move, we stop, have a beer, light this realllly nice candle chandelier in his dining room, about a dozen candles or so, so i stand up to get a doob or something, and badda bing, tip the chandelier because im tall, and get some nice hot wax down the back of my neck, in my hair, burning my scalp.GOOD TIMES!!was a bitch to get outa my hair, tell you whut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 You shouldn't be so tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 or be burning a candle chandelier. thats definately a fire code no no. dont let jay burn down his house at least until his homeowners policy kicks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 i reckon ill call it the "candlier of death" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthejourney Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 the best part is.....he walked into it a 2nd time within 5 minutes!!! hehe...sorry hun...love ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 yeah and 2 other times making a whopping grand total of 4 hot-waxes for my back and head last night.nothing can compare to the feeling of hot wax running down your scalp beneath your hair, i didnt knowk how to stop the pain, pushed my hand on it, smeared it into my scalp. really good timesi think the best one was when i was sitting there, puffing, thinking stupid chandelier, gotta remember to duck next time, stood up, looked at my shoes, and walked into it, like 30 seconds after telling my self to duck.fuckin wax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 so it didn't make you feel sexy then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 so it didn't make you feel sexy then?yeah, i felt like a sexy bitch for a second, but it didnt last, the burning overtook any sexy feelings pretty quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I'm one of those people who sticks their finger in the candle wax. I probably would've had to change my underwear if this had happened to me. Whoa, who am I Lazlo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Somewhere I saw a neat "sensual" product: it's a wax, that, when melted and dropped onto the skin, can then be rubbed around by hand, turning into a massage oil/creme. I doubt I'll be able to find it through the corporate firewall , but I'll check later at home. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 (edited) ... in your medicine cabinet?(I prefer bacon grease :blush:) Edited December 9, 2005 by Guest mmm porkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 bunch of sick freeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 yeah and 2 other times making a whopping grand total of 4 hot-waxes for my back and head last night.nothing can compare to the feeling of hot wax running down your scalp beneath your hair, i didnt knowk how to stop the pain, pushed my hand on it, smeared it into my scalp. really good timesi think the best one was when i was sitting there, puffing, thinking stupid chandelier, gotta remember to duck next time, stood up, looked at my shoes, and walked into it, like 30 seconds after telling my self to duck.fuckin waxWhy am I not surprised? How many times did you stick a fork in an outlet before you realized it was bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 just once, and it was a butter knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 I do it all the time for the sheer enjoyment of wetting myself. Double Forks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 This reminds me of the story in the Autobiography of Malcolm X where he puts all that shit in his hair to conk it out but forgets that his water's been cut off from not paying the bills and has to stick his head in the toilet to stop the burning.Ow. Hope the pain's subsided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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