John Stamos Posted July 12, 2003 Report Share Posted July 12, 2003 bored at work.....from phish.com (letters): Trey: How the hell did Fishman get nicknamed Tubbs the Incredible Beast Boy? We all need to know. Dube Dear Dube-: The story of Fishman's "Beast-Boy" nickname goes back a few years-and has since been immortalized by Tom in our song "Buffalo Bill". We don't play it very often, so in case you haven't heard it, here it is. "Looking for owls?" the young man asked, hoping to lighten the tension. The scowl he received as his only reply made him smile as he relieved the mention. And the cowering fool walked on alone quite proud of the fear he instilled - and later they found him, tied to a log, bent over and Buffalo-Billed. - Trey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted July 12, 2003 Report Share Posted July 12, 2003 Dude, those letters are HIGHlarious. One of my faves: Dear Mike: When you are going off on that bass, do you ever say to your self, "Man, I'm going off?" Just wondering, Brian Treacy Yes. One time on our last tour, I said to myself, "Man, I'm going off," and god knows I was; I was way off. I was so off I was on, and I thought, "Right on." Actually, could you rephrase the question? -- Mike Check 'em out at Phish.com/letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 12, 2003 Report Share Posted July 12, 2003 quote: Mike and Trey and Page and Jon: I have three nipples and seeing as you seem to like nipples and havent written a nipple song lately would you write a song about me? Brett Dear Brett: YES, here it is: The best nipple is always the third Like the triple nipple of the Coriander bird Two's company; three's a crowd But I bet that third one makes you proud Where's that nipple, by the way? Up top, below, or can't you say? If I had three, know what I'd do? I'd pierce it through to the other two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 12, 2003 Report Share Posted July 12, 2003 quote: Mike: What are your super special powers? Alex Gross Alex: Thank God someone has become aware of my super powers. I got them from sniffing glue. -Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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