review of Paris Hilton's latest CDg

[bouche]

Obviously, the guy who wrote this wasn't able to say anything good about the disc, and instead of trashing it, decided to write up some good ol' facts.

PARIS HILTON

The donkey not only has longer ears than the horse but also typically eats much less. Also, its fur is not waterproof. The domesticated animal, Equus asinus, can defend itself with a powerful kick from its hind legs. While present in early American society, the donkey's popularity was not widespread until the Gold Rush, thanks to its social disposition and ability to carry tools. Many people consider the donkey a cute and comical animal, but it has a reputation for being stubborn. A popular German proverb contends that a donkey can dress up in a lion suit, but its ears will always stick out and reveal its true identity. The donkey is helpful in herding sheep, cattle or goats. The animal is also commonly known as a jackass, burro, jennet, hinny and ass. It has a loud, brassy voice that goes, "Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!"

-- Aidin Vaziri

PARIS HILTON

PARIS

WARNER BROS.

[fluffhead77]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5310416.stm

AWESOME!

here's a link to Banksy's website...some great stuff

http://www.banksy.co.uk/menu.html

Edited September 5, 2006 by Guest

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"It's not the type of behaviour you'd want to see happening very often," he said.

"I guess you can give an individual such as Banksy a little bit of leeway for his own particular brand of artistic engagement.

"Often people might have a view on something but feel they can't always express it, but it's down to the likes of Banksy to say often what people think about things.

"And it might be that there will be some people who agree with his views on the Paris Hilton album."

A spokesman for Virgin Megastores said staff were searching for affected CDs but it was proving hard to find them all.

"I have to take my hat off - it's a very good stunt," he added.

Now that is a great PR guy. Seriously that is really well handled PR, instead of being a stuck up dimwit and towing some party line he acknowledges the issue of artistic expression even going to say that it's probably a view shared by others and a 'very good stunt'. Really impressive and semi-surprising given it's a corporate outfit like Virgin, although I guess if you're CEO thought he was Willy Wonka mixed with the Aviator you'd feel you had a bit of a leash to work with too.