weezy Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 I just read a great article on the mullet. It's full of classic quotes. click here "You have to think that someone is suddenly catapulted to a different level of power when they've linked their look with the power of the mullet," he said. "You're no longer just living in your trailer park. You're living large in your trailer park." oh, and check out this website: Mullet Junky ...there is no God...
Tooly Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 nice mullet with the rat tail lol another great mullet site is www.mulletsgalore.com its even got clasifications of mullets like quote: 01. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude. and camaro-mullet midgiemullet buisness mullet minitruck mullet mullatino or meximullet friggin hilarious site
Guest Low Roller Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 My favorite has always been the Mom-mullet. I actually witnessed this beast of legend when eating at a Friendly's in Burlington. In fact it was a whole family of mullets: Mom-mullet, Pa-mullet, and Junior-mullet. Breathtaking.
Guest Low Roller Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 JEEEEzuS! So King Kong did bang that girl he kidnapped and climbed to the top of the Empire State Building with.
Phunky Cauldron Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 yeah LR, Family mullets or famullets are the greatest. It's really nice when a whole family can agree on something as public as a hairdo. Long live the Mullet!!!
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 I too am a humble fan of the mullet....my g/f gots me some shampoo called 'Vibrant Mullet' which smells just like 'new car'....probably the reason i've never actually used it. Anyways on the back are some of the best mullet names I have seen in print... MudFlap Squirrel Pelt Rat Tail(ok that's a common one) and the best of all....KENTUCKY WATERFALL! i laughed for days... www.blueq.com <-they've got some hilarious other products...
TonyRage Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 I have a problem lately with regards to mullets. Please do not think I am trying to brag, but I have been a mullet hunter fo a very long time, since the inception of mulletsgalore.com. Lately, there has been a lot of attention paid to mullets in the mainstream media (ie. news reports, articles and a brutal tv show called 'American Mullets'). This widespread attenion to the hair style can only have the effect of lessening the impact of mullets, and allowing mullets to know that they are being watched and maybe leading some to changing their hairstyle. I cannot stress enough how bad this will be. If we start losing the mullets, or if people start faking the mullet, it can only serve to water-down the hilarity of the style. Mullets may soon be required o take a hiatus like a certain band from Vermont who received a great dela of media attention back in 2000. If I do not receive my daily dose of mullet, I will go insane. Maybe we should petition the media to stop all coverage of mullets, before we have an endangered specied on our hands. Just say no to mainstream media coverage of the mullet.
Guest Low Roller Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Useless fact of the day: In French, a mullet is known as "La Coupe Longeuil". Longeuil being the region of Québec that has the largest white trash population in Eastern Canada.
dave-O Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Oh Longeuil, home of the Palais du Submarine! If you buy the 14 inche, you get a bonus 7 inches...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Wait a second! They don't use the Imperial System in Longeuil, it's all Metric there. I sense duplicity.
SaggyBalls Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 No, low roller you just sense Duplessisitee.
Guest Low Roller Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Damn, I'm probably the only person on this board to get that CB... WHY????
Phunky Cauldron Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Tungsten Gruvsten: Anyways on the back are some of the best mullet names I have seen in print... MudFlap Squirrel Pelt Rat Tail(ok that's a common one) and the best of all....KENTUCKY WATERFALL! i laughed for days... www.blueq.com <-they've got some hilarious other products... I gotta say the one that made me laugh the most was "Business up front, party out back!" Keep on Rockin'
MattyC Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Hey Phunky C.. I love your new Avatar.. It is sooooo goood.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
Fat Albert Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Hey Hey Hey everybody! Mullets. I remember them. When I was in high school I even had one for a couple of years. Happened to be at the same time that I was playing hockey. There's no way I’ll show anyone pictures though. Iv done my best to destroy any that exist. Everybody's Different and That's OK!
arcane Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Low Roller: Damn, I'm probably the only person on this board to get that CB...*ahem*
weezy Posted July 24, 2003 Author Report Posted July 24, 2003 My fav is the "ya, ya, whoa!" (with the scissors going from front to back across the head)
SaggyBalls Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 y'know...the mullet is somehting that i've never had much respect for. It's funny but i kinda feel bad laughing at people because they're not the same as me...I grew up in rural Canada and although i saw a few mullets, the phenomenon is much stronger in america. I've just always found it harder to take the mullet folk as seriously because we'd never have a common ground. Too bad because they're comical to me. I bet that's not the angle mulletheads go for though...
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