Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 [Norwegian twisted genius] Lauri Venøy wants to use the product created from liposuction to develop bio-diesel.Bio-diesel can be produced from plant oils and/or animal fat, and the Norwegian sees the scheme as a renewable energy source, newspaper Dagens Nærinsgliv reports.More than sixty percent of Americans are overweight and the Norwegian's firm in Miami, Florida is in the process of signing an agreement with US hospital giant Jackson Memorial. This deal would give Venøy & Co. around 11,500 liters of human fat a week from liposuction operations, which is enough to produce about 10,000 liters of bio-diesel."Maybe we should urge people to eat more so we can create more raw material for fuel," Venøy said.In Norway bio-diesel is primarily produced from fish oils and used fryer fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 wicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 what a beautifully gross idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 They could complete the circle by running SUV's on Soylent biodiesel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Esso supreme is people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Esso supreme is people! ...and that's how Esso solved the Old Age Pension Crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Marge: You could raise some emusHomer: Emus? Really? Ooh, that's pretty crazy. Nah, I'd only fail, just like I fail at everything.Bart: Hey Dad, I've been thinking. What if instead of giving up on grease, we go for one last big score?Homer: Wait a minute. The boy's right! I can't quit now! Aww … you always know just what to say to cheer me up. Emu farm? (laughs) You're priceless, Marge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 McDonald's... saving the world, one distended belly at a time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 you should change the name of this thread to sliposuction... might get more people to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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