secondtube Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 "Buy drugs, Heroin, Tomohawk rockets, cocaine and other shit" Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list: 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. 2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only). 3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10. 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. 6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition. 7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy. Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide. ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free. http://www.darkprofits.com This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 now thats good spam!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 And I just spent 88 million on a tomahawk missile. Boy am I stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 quote: ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. DUDE!! im running to the phone now before they sell out hmmm should i spring for the tomahawks or just get another batch of stingers? man thats the funnyest and also strangest spam ive seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Tooly, you fucking Tool, you had to respond by August 20th. Too late, you're too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 I'm so sorry, so very sorry Tooly. I love you, brah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 SON OF A BITCH!!! i missed the smack deals you know how hard it is to get good deals on shmack now a days tony? especialy when phish tours over? man its tough guess ill settle for some gay slaves, some yayo and some rockets, still sounds like a good time to me this is the best quote: We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. HOOYAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 quote: Originally posted by secondtube: 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. Shouldn't that be "...then, get gay to business"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 I was sort of in the market for straight slaves. aw well, on to plan B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted August 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 up cause it was funny... everytime i read a spam email, i now hope its as good as that one... needless to say, i've been disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 First off... The herion, below C grade H, not even worth the free of it all,doesn't come back when cooked,liquid H...ok use your head. The coccaine...again below C grade,maybe good for high schooler dealers but not for the serious addict... ...or so I hear *Note,due to how serious folks take things on this board,I must make clear,this is not a serious post by me or is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 dewwwwwd liquid horse is where its at man that shit'll put a hump in a camels back yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuckholes Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Or a lump on ure neck ..... WOOKIE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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