Basher Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Why anyone would want to express such crazy thoughts on their car is beyond me. I saw the following bumper stickers on a car (Alberta plates) at lunch:"Al Gore is a WARM Monger""GloBULL Warming Atheist""Nuke Iraq before they nuke us""Allah know about Islam I learned on 9/11"WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I've been tempted to carry around a pile of bumper stickers to address similar idiots and their idiocy.In particular, I've considered having stickers printed up to stick to the backs of Porsche or Cadillac SUVs and H1 Hummers:"I hate the environment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 What a dink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I can't say I hate all bumper-stickers though... eg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I saw one the other day that made me smirk: "Im only speeding cuz I really gotta take a dump." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I've been tempted to carry around a pile of bumper stickers to address similar idiots and their idiocy.In particular, I've considered having stickers printed up to stick to the backs of Porsche or Cadillac SUVs and H1 Hummers:"I hate the environment."I've thought the same thing, except my sticker says:SUVs: Fake Trucks for Real Assholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I saw a website where you could print off bumper stickers to put on other peoples cars.My favorite said, "I have a really small penis" over the outline of a Hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larry_llama Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I've been tempted to carry around a pile of bumper stickers to address similar idiots and their idiocy.In particular, I've considered having stickers printed up to stick to the backs of Porsche or Cadillac SUVs and H1 Hummers:"I hate the environment."BEEN DONE!http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,423534,00.htmlI remember that site well... it appears to be down now. Possibly related to a whole slew of lawsuits from SUV owners.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdness Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 My all time fave:"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I can't help but remember a Grateful Dead show in Chicago, where one tripped-out individual, who shall remain nameless, stuck a NORML sticker to the back of a moving cop-car.Luckily, the car kept on driving, and the cops didn't notice that young deadhead, crouched down behind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hey Basher...what's a "sticket"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I've been tempted to carry around a pile of bumper stickers to address similar idiots and their idiocy.In particular' date=' I've considered having stickers printed up to stick to the backs of Porsche or Cadillac SUVs and H1 Hummers:"I hate the environment."[/quote']I've thought the same thing, except my sticker says:SUVs: Fake Trucks for Real Assholesor"I'm Changing Our Climate. Ask Me How!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 remember that sequence from pulp fiction? same goes for stickers, in my books at least.LANCEStill got your Malibu?VINCENTYou know what some fucker did to it the other day?LANCEWhat?VINCENTFuckin' keyed it.LANCEOh man, that's fucked up.VINCENTTell me about it. I had the goddamn thing in storage three years. It's out five fuckin' days -- five days, and some dickless piece of shit fucks with it.LANCEThey should be fuckin' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.VINCENTI just wish I caught 'em doin' it, ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been worth his doin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em, you know what I mean?LANCEIt's chicken shit. You don't fuck another man's vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hey Basher...what's a "sticket"?The question isn't what, but where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'd like to hear Velvet chime in on this thread .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 I thought Velvet got an SUV and stopped chimin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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