Northern Wish Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Lay em down here. Either something you have used or something thrown your way. Forego the ones that everyone seems to know:"Nice legs, when do they open?"On Friday night out at the Heart and Crown dancing to a bad cover band (good band, bad covers) two gorgeous girls start grinding me, obviously coked out of their minds and I get:"You're cute. I'd love to rape you in the dark later on......"Whoa, what do you even say to that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 "You're cute. I'd love to rape you in the dark later on......"Whoa, what do you even say to that?!you say "GAME ON" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 NW, either you boned that bird until she was dry or she better have been a hungry hungry hippo.Best line I ever witnessed was simple."I reeeeeeeeeally want to have sex with you."Cut to the chase and dont waste time. Life is short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 "Do my hands still smell like chloroform ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Sounds to me like Northern Wish doesn't need any pickup lines at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 "I came here to do two things... drink and fuck... and the bars about to close" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I used this one once, to great effect "Let's go back to your place and have wild hot pig sex"and we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Wow. Charming.I can barely contain myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rary8 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Let's not turn this rape into a murder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I once saw a guy yell to a girl in a loud bar: "Do you want to come and dance?""Not with you!""Huh? What do you think I just asked you?""If I want to dance.""Oh! No. I said you look fat in those pants!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 "How much does a polar bear weigh?""I don't know.""Enough to break the ice. My name's Hart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Three girls standing behind me and chatting. One of them comes up and says "We were discussing it, and we all decided that you have a great ass." An obvious lie, because I have a very skinny non-existant ass. I've always wondered if the same line would work if I turned it around on a girl. You like my face, not my butt. Let's be honest with each other.Most of the time I find girls just say "come dance with me", which is cool and totally better than the creative bullshit that guys try to come up with. There's something magic about dancing.RE: "I'd like to rape you in the dark". Umm. Shit. Whoa. I'd probably bail, but I guess it would depend on how many drinks I'd had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 There was a period where I would introduce myself by telling the girl I had a gun and would she help me rob the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 This thread's funny shite! Scotch and sofa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 There was a period where I would introduce myself by telling the girl I had a gun and would she help me rob the place. I humbly withdraw my objections about the 'creative bullshit that guys come up with'. That is fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Thanks Sparkle. Your place or mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Velvet +2 Great Line. To be young and single again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 "You don't sweat so much for a fat chick"and"Nice shoes, want to fuck?"are two of my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 "Hey there, I heard your socks are having a party. Why don't you tell your underwear to COME ON DOWN!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 (edited) Hello. My name is Wright. I heard that you were looking for me. Edited July 9, 2009 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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