bouche Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 I'm sure you work with people who have zero rapport, or even rapport that dives into the negative numbers.I just heard one of the famously horrible-at-small-talk old dudes at work say his common 'ice breaker' "Did you bring enough for everyone?"referring to his lunch. there was nothing special about the lunch to make that even a slightly interesting comment. It just makes every single person within earshot uncomfortable, cause you don't feel like laughing.Any other examples of really shitty ice-breakers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 I thought this was going to be a thread about people who have a rapport with zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 My answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 http://www.jambands.ca/sanctuary/showtopic.php?tid/252352We're trying to get a project setup on a server that we have no control over. The server needs an oracle driver installed. We've been trying to get them to do this for over a week. It takes 2 seconds to launch the driver setup and probably about 5 minutes to until it would be complete.I sent a followup email this morning and here was my response:"Im working on something this morning and it should be installed sometimes early this week."When does early this week finish? Isn't that like today? Yeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 On their own, Davey Boy and Andre appear to contribute nothing, but when they are put together...they REALLY contribute nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 This morning I asked a co-worker if he was going to any Phish concerts. The response was less than enthusiastic.This isn't an ice-breaker, but the term "living document" was bandied about at a meeting this morning. I especially hate that meaningless term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 why is twitter so difficult for new users, over the age of 40? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Tough crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 a couple of friends of mine prepared their usual amount of gear in the usual way, both have a large tolerance and take 50mls (250 mgs) of methadone so use .6 or .7 between them, this time the girl got a third of the way down the syringe and felt similar symptoms as when you are about to 'go over'- extreme itching (unbearable) blood rush to the head, funny taste in mouth etc. after a while she had the rest of the hit and this passed off normally. this then happened to the chap same symptoms but with some face swelling. Am i right in thinking this was high levels of codeine causing this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I dare you to keep up with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Charlie Sheen may be an F18, but I'm an F22 Raptor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 my chair likes to start monday morning meetings with "so, anybody get any over the weekend?" while leering at our 22yo, busty, office administrator. we've all just gotten used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 my chair likes to start monday morning meetings with "so, anybody get any over the weekend?" while leering at our 22yo, busty, office administrator. we've all just gotten used to it. haha. i'll have to remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) better write it down, just in caseedit to add: ....it'd make a pretty good living document Edited February 28, 2011 by Guest leering at FbN ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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