All Time Worst Country Song Titles

[weezy]

These are real songs:

- (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill

- I Got In At 2 With A 10 and Woke Up At 10 With A 2

- Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

- Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

- I'm Getting Grey From Being Blue

- I Keep Forgetting I Forgot About You

- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

- Heaven's Just A Sin Away

- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In My Bed

- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

- Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

- If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure

- It Aint' Love, But It Aint' Bad

- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

- She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

- I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

- I've Got The Hungies For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

- The Last Word In Lonesome Is 'me'

- Do You Love As Good As You Look

- I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

- When We Get Back To The Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)

- You Stuck My Heart In An Old Tin Can And Shot It Off A Log

[bradm]

- Cum Stains on the Pillow (Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be), by Chinga Chava, from the "Country Porn" album

- Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life

Aloha,

[backbacon]

Those are funny!!

similar thread.

[Guest Low Roller]

"Bubba Shot the Jukebox"

[Schwa.]

Don't forget "She thinks my tractor's sexy."

Actual song people.

[Esau]

I found these, all 229

This should be number one in my opinion.

"All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Written by Gene Plott, Harold Powell & Roni Stoneman (BMI) (courtesy of "Narkspud") "

Esau13

[Vermontdave]

Anyone ever here of Johnny Rebel? He's by far got the worst song titles down, in a really un-funny way

[phishin4mango]

what about "take this job and shove it" by johnny paycheck ~ i know i have mumbled this one under my breath a few times~~~