Life in 2005

[Fuckholes]

Got this in a email form my cousin jabes.

Feel free to add to the list...

You know your living in 2005 when..

1. You accidentally enter a password on the microwave.

2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone #'s to reach your family of three.

4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying intouch with family and friends is that they dont have an email address.

6. You have sat at the same desk for four years and have worked for three different companies.

7. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.

8. Your boss dosent have the ability to do your job.

9. You pull into your own drive way and use your cell to see if anyones home.

10. Every commercial on television has a website name on the screen.

11. Going online before your morning coffee.