Craziest Birthday Parties

[Jordan Patrick]

Since so many of you ladies n' gents were born on the fine month of May (fine so far...), it inspired me from memories of previous b-day bashes to start a thread devoted to sharing stories.

My craziest birthday I can remember, was one we threw for my brother which involved a theme; army commandos. My parents were retarded enough to agree for the babe of the fam to have over 8 rented paintball guns to a bunch of pre-pubescent 12 year olds. Being the older brother, and only member of the family with actual firing experience, I had to oversee these pimple-faced kids go awol on each other. Needless to say, a few people were hurt. No eye fatalities, thank god.