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  9. If you're going to write a bad review, do it well

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    Headyness is a warm gun

    by kung

    Ever since I toured around with the boys from the Slip and we drove and talked all night about everything from rectal tickling to attending Berklee (and it must cost a pretty penny), I've thought about how Brad would look with a a 57 Magnum in his hand. They certainly are possessed of a certain dignity and chrome finish which is associated with affluence. I've never found them the least bit elitist or whatnot, although I know they can blow a hole the size of a coconut in a man from fifty yards. Shit though didn't Page's uncle invent the Lugar for christ sake, same with the one Monkee who actually made something lethal sometime in his life. Phish is the quintessential heady kids band both in band and audience and just look at Bittersweet Motel if you want proof of the connexion between them and guns. Having been to parties in Conneticut after New Years '95 it was an eye opener for sure- loads of guns being fired off, empty bullet cases filled with all sorts of atrifical stimuli. My folks live a stone's throw from Rosedale and we always knew many gun toting weekend hunters but never asked for any cuts of moose or deer or whatever it is they hunt in and around the Rosedale area. But down there, first of all we had a guy in a truck pick us up outside the venue who was surprisingly easy to find then we're rolling through Jersey. Went to a party at the chairman of Coca Cola's house and his son had a whole like gun cabinet thingy which was all his. Crazy sandwich trays and platters, kegs of Sammy Adams, so I was the typical crazy canuck going 'is the beer free AND the ammo... Right On!'. But it's like a whole other echilon of firearms you can't even imagine, shit even the ammunition taxes which means you have access to the private shooting ranges that the Bridge and Tunnel crowd are rousted out of, you could buy a good anti-aircraft gun up here for one years property tax. Absolutely fucked up, and you could see why Nova Scotia's been bought up as getaways- you can't get a BB gun range in Martha's Vineyard for less than a cool mil.

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