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Anyone care to guess who the real identities of the alter egos are?

Wassss goin on round here, me no understand big words der....mmmmmmmm Pumpkin is gooooood

Since we're announcing things here, I figured this was a good time to let everyone know that I'm not happy as a man and have decided to get a sex change. I fly to Switzerland in two weeks and things look good. My doctor said that due to the smallness and shortness of my tiny member the procedure will take no time, in fact I'm so freekishly small that they're not even going to charge me!!! Instead they're going to make a European reality television show about it...I'm gonna be a star!!!

Only one problem, i have a medical condition known as LBS (Long Ball Syndrome) The cocksuckers go almost past my knees, I tell ya every morning I get a good chuckle when I look down there my wee little wang right next to those massive elephant nuts...good times, I'm gonna miss em. But I've been living a lie, I dream of being a ballet dancer, my long beautiful locks flowing as a I wisp across the stage, my ample bossom bouncing and heaving as some burly stud in tights throws me around......Whew I'm getting heated and moist ::

Not to worry folks all will be the same, trust me you'll hardly even notice a differece, even you Sally. all that will change is that I'll pee sitting down and my screen name will be change to "Bosheena Shanaynay- Queen of the Sea"

Kisses to you all ! :: ::

PS - anyone want the spare parts when I'm done....if not they're going on Ebay