BIG_dick_cheney

I just watched a private screening of the new star wars movie at the white house and i have to say i am shocked!

Darth Vader is luke's father!!!!

WTF???!!? That is freaking me out! am I like anakin? is my dad the emperor? am i to become darth vader?? oh i'm so confused. cheney where are you? helllppppp meeeeee!

whoa..take it easy george jr. what did i say about watching scary movies by yourself? now calm down, make some tea and i come over and we can watch a more appropriate movie. Time to bust out an old favorite i like to watch anytime i'm feeling down or confused.

you can check it out now just to help you calm down.

george jr relaxation video

wazzzzz up!!!!

from my top secret message board

"Trey has been in and out of rehab for the last six months, His new band is all studio musicians from Nashville, His TOny Levin project was scrapped cause Trey was too fu©ked up and got in a fight with Tony. Also there is supposed to be some chick that opens for Trey, but the guys in the band don't like it. Trey will only be playing new songs, so basically a 2 hour set, for $45, any other questions? Snow Sound is no longer doing sound, it's going to the lowest bidder, Paul Languedoc said if they don't use Snow Sound he doesn't want to do sound, and remember no Kuroda, sounds like Trey is heading down a DEEP hole. this is all true, My sources are legit"

ha ha

I AM YOUR OVERLORD!!!

one time when i was in college.......

So I decided to take up gee-tar. what do you guys think of my new ax?

Here's a nice place to spend some reading time

www.issuesandalibis.org

peace

this is a nicer place to spend some time. come on guys everyone is so serious. polictics are boring. lets loosen up fellas.

party!!!

now THIS is hot,hot,hot!!!!

last but definatly not least i love kevin bacon

i love wonder women

I love rainbows

dude, go fu©k yourself... that applies to GWB as well

The only one that will be fu©king litte goergie is......ME! don't you forget it!!!

thank you. Please continue with the fu©king of yourselves

Hopefully something involving a sack of weasels, a turantula, 2 cans of whipped cream and a broom stick.

now that sounds like my kind of party. georgie is too girly for the real kinky stuff.

hey lazlo you should come to one of my j edgar hoover parties. they are a smash

Only snow Georgie's gonna see is a big bag of coke

ya i think that's what he was trying to say there, einstein. lay off the paint chips champ.

'specially those ones!

personally i prefer the shapley breast of a more 'swinging' lady

i'm hosting my annual j edgar hoover party. this years loctaion is in the secret hall under the washington monument *wink wink*

the theme is favorite tv actress. i going as......

and i heard Condoleezza is going as either....

or.......

georgie jr thinks he's gonna skip this one but his daddy knows better ::

twice i let my buddy's kid be president. i might even let his other son do it too.

sounds like terrorist talk to me. everythings fine. please go back to work and buys stuff. oh and please drive too

Oh GWB, I never tire of laughing at you.

that' why they call me the [color:"purple"] PREZ

except cheney, but he just mad because he's too ugly for people to vote for him directly

[color:"purple"]WHO YOU CALLING UGLY??