Bill Shake

It's obvious that Tom Cruise was me and I he in days before and after.

Tom Cruise let's the world know that we are connected.

Who were you in a different life?

Your debate on language is completely enthralling and brings me back to the days of tights and feather pens.

We'd often refer to the homosexuals as buggers in those days. Seems that that word is acceptable nowadays.

I'm off to judge the psychologically imbalanced and cure the buggers with the scientology methods Tommy has introduced me too.

You'll find me musing on scientology and prose while snapping bikinis by the volley ball court.

Not that I could tell if I lov'd O-Town or B-Town less

But twas in Tom Cruise's mind where I'd be at my best

Actually I always felt I was Tom Cruise in a future-life.

Through my belov-ed Tom I chanelled Cuba Gooding Jr.'s voice, then a one-legged female carnival donkey ride operator, for an entire month. She wouldn't shut up.

You wouldn't understand though.