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Stapes

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  1. I think you may not understand. Cheesecake is not a philosophy, a school or even a Jedi Cult.

    It is a boy band pure and simple. It's mission is simply to make a million dollers, play with back stage bettys and try to turn on the cool kids(pop fans)who don't know any better onto the real music (jam/jazz/fun).

    1. We are aware of our enviroment (most pop is horrible and deceptivly simple.)And people spend billions on it.

    2. Our members are in it for the glory and the money we don't hide that fact

    3. Training is grueling and often nausiating but you must keep in mind we are trying to make boyband music.

    4. It takes a lot of patience to listen to the backstreet boys on purpose in the first place so don't talk to me about patience

    5. Deception is key. We are not like other boy bands, but we may have to pretend to be like them in order to turn up the hype.

    6. We are in the here and now. turn on your radio and have a listen. Wouldn't you rather hear your fellow sanctuarians subtally makeing fun of the shit bands while using its influence to get good bands airplay.

    We are not trying to win souls for our campaign. We just want to play a big prank on pop culture.

    A prank that if successfull will have every member of stinkwallet laughing till they cry.

    Remember everyone loves cheesecake

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