Commodore Jenkins

Yep. Every night in the biblical sense.

ah...fake dimafleck....

even more reason for Dimafleck being jambands.ca member of the year.

Actually there is no fake Dimafleck. I'm just such a tool that I created a second account so I could argue with myself in an attempt to get more attention. If only my mother loved me.

That picture sure brings back some good memories. It's been years since I've diddled my brown eye with a fish.

MEN!

Today is also the 12 year anniversary of the first time I was molested by a clown.

Nobody truly appreciates moe. the way I do.

It must be a brown thing.

John Coltrane???

WHO THE FUCK, IS JOHN COLTRANE?!

He was talkin' to me shit lips.

Please pay attention to me. Anybody? I'm in desperate need of friends. If somebody would only pretend to like me. Am I destined to spend all my nights with a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger and my platinum edition of Philadelphia? Could it be because I'm such a selfrighteous douchebag?

I'm sorry.

people like me! SUCCESS!

Now, if I could only get my mother to love me I would be complete.

Heady employment acquired.

I can be found suckin' nobs outside the Roger's Centre befor and after Blue Jay games. The only problem is that my pimp beats me. He chipped my tooth, gave me a two black eyes and raped me with his belt buckle. Now, that last part wasn't so bad.

You suck dude.

I was reading the dictionary today(because I have no friends)and much to my surprise there was my picture, right beside the word retard. This excited me sexually so I found my trusty tweezers and went to town. After about 20 minutes of nothing but a whole lot of blood, I wiped myself off, covered it with a band aid, changed my pad and turned on the View. That Joy broad is smokin'.

Personally, I can't stand myself. Girls don't like me either. I have a pitiful little penis I call Charlie and every Saturday I spread peanut butter all over it, stand naked in the park and pray that some , poor, starving animal will break down and against its better judgement provide me with some sort of phallic stimulation.

any takers?

Yeah. I'll take one...

In the ass that is.

And his toilet brush.

I'd be Captain Reacharound.

I already traded my soul for some of Al Schnier's semen

you should go see moe. instead of that stupid hippie shit!

seriously are they worth it?

as long as you're not sitting beside me because i'll probably shit myself.

I love moe. I would take it in the ass from every member of the band then suck my shit off their cocks. I would rape a goat, eat out a cat and fellate a dog just to smell their sacks.

Fuck I love moe.

I should've just sucked the cops dick. Fighting it sounds like to much work.