Turd Ferguson

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Ha. Sorry about that. I meant to post this.

Loni

New theme: Home is where the bands are: Music you love from the town where you currently live. (state the place too)

1. The Wooden Stars - Country Violins (Ottawa)

2. Where's Veronica - Doorf*cker (Nanaimo)

3. Noises from the Toolshed - Half Moon Bay (Victoria)

4. nero - Breakline (Ottawa)

5. Constantines - Thieves (Guelph)

6. The Freeway Band - Crying Times (Ottawa)

7. Uncle Violet - What Will Be Done (Hamilton)

8. Moxy Fruvous - The Drinking Song (Thornhill)

9. Flashback - Nuclear Blues (Malibu)

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Hey Magnum, wanna race?

Enjoy looking at the back of Turd and whole lotta dust. With all those curlers in your hair, you look like you're tryin' to pick up a radio station in Savannah.

I'm putting the money together for this film. Jenna normally will only do girl-girl action, so this is going to make me alot of money.

Its going to be called Fear Willy

You arent looking in the right place.

Hey there Weiry. What's it like to be washed up?

Aaaah, I dont really care because I wont ever let that happen to me.

I've done more women, and far more beautiful than the hairy hippies you have done. I'm still on top of my game and I can read. You should take a few steps out of my pages. Wait. Its not like you can read this.

Shit,

Have you seen The Longest Yard yet?

What the hell are you people talking about?

Ok,

I am probably asking a stupid questions.

When is this thing, where is it and what is there?

I keep seeing this brought to my attention and it looks like something as long as Loni isnt there. Can I drive my cars on hills?

Bands and booze work, just ask my biker friends, but I need car stuff.

Alex, I will take What Is Broken In One Stoner Session for a thousand dollars please.

Yeah, I know. Best of luck Burt.

I love how I am immune to speculations.

You know why?

It's all about the cars. What is it you kids call it "mackin' the ladies"

A tshirt I once wore.

I'm Turd Ferguson, beeeyotch!

It's a funny name.

Turd: Ok Trebeck, give me I'll Light A Rat for $300.

Alex Trebeck: That's not the category Mr Reynolds, its Illiterate.

Turd: Whatever you say Wiggers but my answer is Jaimoe for either question.

Who is Robert Blake?

My Morning Wacking?