AbeLincoln

...and give good ole Honest Abe some hints on where i might find a good show in Edmonchuck...or even where i might find some good hints about a good show in Edmonchuck... my wife is really starting to feel sorry for me as I pace about the house like a caged lemur...she might even lend me a couple of bucks to buy a pint or two!

to paraphrase some Quentin Tarantino dialogue...

"Who's bicycle is this?!"

"Gay Guy's"

"Who's Gay Guy?"

"Gay Guy's not as flexible as me, baby...not as flexible as me..."

Rumour has it TSN employees call him that behind his back.

real or fictional...you always make me laugh Andre!

p.s. it's me, the poster formally referred to as Chas

2 fer 1 in this series is the least I would've wanted from the Canucks this week. Close but not quite...

My highlight for the game:

Sign in the crowd reads "Let's drop some Coilers on the Edmonton Oilers!". I'm bringin' this to my next game at Rexall!

No bitchin', no moanin'....therefore, I ain't a fargin' Oilers fan...

Toilet Hands Tucker

i've always been trying to come up with a phrase to capture the way i feel about Darcy Tucker... i feel so complete now :thumbup:

Apparently Briere never fell under the tutelage of Graham James...

yeesh...that even hurt me....

I don't see why. Greed is one of the fundamental characteristics which seperates humans from most animals.

humans AND smurfs...

Where's John Wilkes Booth when you really need him?

Dead....and he paid the full fee.

I've got a patent-pending on being alive and another for euthanasia. When the patents come into effect, every living being will have to pay me substantial licensing fees - there will also be licensing fees for anyone having unprotected sex (pre-meditated living); masturbation (attempted living) and pornoagraphy (because that's what gives me a reason for living).

For those that cannot afford the license fees for living, they will have to report to a Euthanasia Centre for Breach of Contract. Of course, there will be a fee to be euthanized, but I'll knock a couple bucks off for a CD and stuff.

Abe

having moved out here from K-town, I must admit it was a selling point for me not to have to stay up 'til 2am to watch a Canucks game... the other selling point was that my wife and son were coming out here with or without me

and then there's that bit about the ralph bucks....

sweet!

The inevitable adult video knock-off

Snakes on a Plane XXX - Is That an Anaconda in Your Carry-On or Are You Just Happy to See Me?!

I'm gonna hire Sam Jackson to sit in the back of my Subaru and shout "Get your muthafuckin' car off of the muthafuckin' road" at all of the other vehicles I pass by. He'll have to say "poopy diaper" instead of "muthafuckin'" when my son's in the car, but it would still be sweetilicious!

You all laugh now, but when Snakes on a Plane II: Pain in the Asp is released with Micheal Ironside in the lead role, you'll be hanging your heads in shame while climbing on the bandwagon...

Mike Cvic running interference and Anson Carter's goal-mouth gaff aside I was pretty impressed with that game. Despite a tonne of Oiler pressure, the Canucks mostly kept their composure ('specially in OT!)and were able to bounce back after a couple of goals that would have normally made them fold.

Keith Carney is a pretty solid D-man, too.

Glad they gave Smitty his SO goal, made the win that much better!

Can't believe they haven't figured out Mr. Ruutu's patented shoot-out Freeze to the Backhand move yet ;-)

This picture is worth at least a coupla words...

thanks blane!

i really think that no fans are confident in their NW team's playoff chances right now ('specially the Canucks and Oilers).... but just like any good episode of Scooby-Doo, the suspense makes it so much more enjoyable.

5 points between 1st and 4th in the NW...doesn't get much tighter than that!

great game and two more this week!

an early taste of playoff hockey, folks and I'm lovin' it!

hey jam,

just wondering where someone relatively new to Edmonchuck might look for some good shows?

i'm pretty open to anything, but (with a 2-year old son) pretty limited with my schedule

Thanks!