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  6. Ode to Jerry....

    in Cavern Archive

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    Deadhead#1: I like your grateful dead tee-shirt.

    Deadhead#2: Thanks. It took 2 chicks to make it.

    Deadhead#1: Really! Who?

    Deadhead#2: Polly and Ester

    Deadhead#1: Can I use your bathroom?

    Deadhead#2: Sure! Pick a corner.

    Female Deadhead#1: I can't decide if I want to go to the concert next month.

    Female Deadhead#2: Well put some lipstick on your head and make up your mind.

    Deadhead#1: I don't think Bob is talking to me.

    Deadhead#2: Why?

    Deadhead#1: When I was over his house I stepped on a cigarette and he screamed, "who turned off the heat"!

    Q) How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A) 11: One to screw it in and 10 to panhandle the money to get the electricity turned on.

    Q) How many Deadheads does it take to go to a Grateful Dead Concert?

    A) 2: One to stay with the car when it runs out of gas and the other to hitchhike to the concert.

    BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

    There are 12,341,432 Deadheads and there are 12,341,432 Tribute To Jerry Garcia Websites. Co-incidence???

    ODE TO JERRY GARCIA

    Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry!

    Why did you have to Go

    I loved all of your concerts

    Smokin some Grass and Snortin some Blow

    Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry!

    You couldn't sing and you couldn't play

    But since I had no life

    I went to all your concerts anyway

    Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry!

    I'll miss you not being my life

    I lost everything following you

    Up to and including my wife

    Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry!

    You went so quick! Oh momma mia!

    Thanks for everything you gave us

    Especially that Cherry Garcia

    Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry! Oh Jerry!

    Tis~ just an ode from Deadhead Bob

    My existence is now meaningless

    I may even go out and get a job...Not!

    BLESS THIS MESS!!!pudds.

  10. Favourite new bands?

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    I gotta say Jaimoe there's a lot,but here are a few that just shake my head!!

    ~Umphree's Mcgee

    ~Donna the Buffalo

    ~N.M.A.S.(im w/ya man,supreme stuff!...see em in Ottawa or Toronto??)

    ~Drums n Tuba

    ~New Deal

    ~Scheigho

    ~Rob.Walter's 20th

    ~Fat Mama

    ~The Slip

    ~Ancient Harmony

    ~Comotion

    ~The Recipe.....

    more,.....

    most aren't NEW bands but ones i got introduced to in the last year and a half or so....

  13. Where can i get jamband window decals?

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    Actually I bought 50 of them in Jersey...probably off you!...and reproduced another 200 of,blatenly plagerising everyone:)...I also have a bunch of those TREY/MIKE/PAGE/FISH sticker w/pictures of each member from Marc P.(ottawa) & I invested in,with the Phish posters and a million little drawings inside(remember that? on black n white) w/ the "geography" paper in back???...anyway...Ill have to go find these items at my ex-girlfriend's Janet Planet's attic....

  19. If you're bored & wanna cook....

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    (From the freaks on the Big Blue Buses w/flyers on what seems every tour!)

    Banana Bread

    Ingredients:

    1/2 Cup Prairie Emerald™ Hemp Oil

    1/2 Cup honey

    1 beaten egg

    2 mashed bananas

    2 cups unbleached white flour

    1 teaspoon baking powder

    1 teaspoon salt

    3/4 Cup Hemp Nuggets™

    1 teaspoon vanilla extract

    Cream together the oil and sweetener. Combine the eggs and banana, and blend into the sweet mixture. Sift together the flour, salt and baking powder. Add the Hemp Nuggets™ and vanilla and mix well. Bake at 350° F. for 1 to 11/4 hours until a toothpick comes out clean. Enjoy.

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    Prairie Emerald Mayonnaise

    Ingredients:

    1 Whole egg

    1 tablespoon lemon juice

    3/4 cup Prairie Emerald™ Hemp Oil

    1/4 teaspoon salt

    Fresh ground Black Pepper

    Add egg and lemon juice, salt and pepper and blend till smooth. With the blender running at low speed,gradually add the oil until thick.

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    Spinach Salad with Mandarins & Hemp Oil Dressing

    Ingredients:

    3 tsp. Prairie Emerald™ Hemp Oil

    1 tsp. fresh lemon juice

    1 tsp. balsamic vinegar

    1 tsp. green peppercorn Dijon mustard

    1 clove garlic, crushed

    1 cup mandarin segments

    1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley

    Fresh Spinach leaves, torn

    Salt & Pepper

    Crushed Hemp Nuggets™

    Mix first 5 ingredients in a bowl, let stand 15-20 minutes for flavour to develop. Toss over next threeingredients. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and Hemp Nuggets™. Enjoy.

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    Bruschetta with Hemp Oil

    Bruschetta is a toasted or broiled bread, sprinkled with Hemp Oil, tomato and garlic. It is eaten as an appetizer, accompaniment or as a light nutritious snack.

    Ingredients:

    3-4 large ripe tomatoes, chopped small a few fresh basil leaves, chopped (or 1/2 Tbsp. of dry)

    1 loaf of French bread, sliced

    2-3 cloves garlic, crushed

    8 Tbsp. Prairie Emerald™ Hemp Oil

    Salt & Pepper

    Ground Toasted Hemp Seed

    Place chopped tomatoes in bowl. Season with salt and stir in basil, crushed garlic and Hemp Oil. Let stand for 15-20 minutes.

    Toast or broil bread until it is crisp on both sides.

    Spoon marinated tomato mixture on toast, grind fresh pepper and Hemp Seeds over and serve at once.

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  24. Hey Now kind pholk!...Good to be on CAN.soil!

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    Schwa...awesome Hookahs ,thanx!!...do they still play Harm.Convergance?...Anyway,for the tree just contact Doug at the Scheigho post,put down your addy and boom it will arrive...then send to someone else who jotts down their addy,not your typical tree,just HAVE to spread this show around...

    Hey TORONTO PEOPLE & SUROUNDING....I'm definitely goin' on Umphree's tour which of these 3 is closer...Lansing,Kalamazoo or Magic Bad?!...I think thats the 3 but maybe OHIO???...Im in Ottawa and theirs no VT...but just pokin' around...later....

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