Mercenary

...and our Corporate Whores will deliver... right to your door...

(and then some)

Well... the parties that I go to with moving included someone ringing a bell and yelling out: "Couples... change partners now..."

The only reason why the other performances weren't moving was because I thought that the other party was moving around enough.

Who would have thought of "Couples Blogging" as the next Olympic demonstration-sport?

It can be moving.

I'm flexing my brain... I'm flexing my brain!

Yes... and I will refer everyone to the episode by using the male-visual reference catalog system for Star Trek:

- silver haired chick, silver thong, big space-knockers

- sticks, goons, fighting, shirt torn, kiss the fox

- brains in a jar, gambing with Quaaludes, big bad bald dude with glowing eyes, collars

...if you said Triskillion - give yourself annother 30 points!

- heck... if you said Triscuit, I'd probably give it to you...

(gluug... gotta drink more...)

...and our Corporate Whores will make excellent Drill Thrawls...

... and of course our Corporate Whores are trainable...

(order today! 2 for 1 for the next 50 callers)

So you're saying that bigger isn't better?

Did we mention that our Corporate Whores are waterproof?

20-day (19 steamy night*) trial period with complete refund if you're unsatisfied.

* Comes with free Snorez-not post-steamy ear-plugs

Did I mention that our Corporate Whores are on a discount for today and today only?

Volume... don't forget about volume when ordering your Corporate Whore.

Did I mention that our Corporate Whores come with an ounce of discretion?

Please?

(ahem... koff! koff!)

Payment in advance of course.

Quality, loyalty and integrity... other fine features of our Corporate Whore...

Avoid the Christmas rush... order today!

"Kriekey... looka that... a double breasted, large-assed/black robed bitch... and them's good eatin... but first I think ya gatta wrestle that one to the grouwn, just like wrestling crocs... but with more teeth... (and less spine)"

...and don't forget to order our Down-Under-Specialist Corporate whore...

"Kriekey... now there's a big muttha... I'd normally tell you at home to stay way back from one of these beeeeauties... but ever since I was just a little snapper in the outback with my pappy, I've wanted to touch the colon of the Ravenous Tiger-Striped Tilly..."

See... unlike a normal man... our Corporate Whores take it and keep coming back for MORE!

See... you can slam him and wham him... our Corporate Whores are indeed both flexible and multi-function.

Bids? Anyone??

Thank you Arcane for participating in our product demo...

(ducking... running... sniffing...)

So... as you can see... one dynamic, witty Corporate Whore...

Ready for lease or rent...

Bids please??

*sniff*

This could be my new job?