backbacon Posted May 5, 2002 Report Share Posted May 5, 2002 ... on Global right now is making me exceedingly THIRSTY for a Sunday! Can... not.... resist! AAHHHHHHGG! The beer store people are going to think I'm just giving away beer. "You're back here again!?" Joke of the day: OUCH! A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted May 5, 2002 Report Share Posted May 5, 2002 keri....wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted May 6, 2002 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2002 wtf? wtf is with that wtf?Whatcha up to tonight? Let's visit!I'll call you.Ta-ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted May 6, 2002 Report Share Posted May 6, 2002 hey k guess what my first day of work is tomorrow so maybe we can hang out then, i might need to relax a little bit. call my folks line 2-2516 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted May 6, 2002 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2002 m Yeah, sounds good. I got myself a stupid job this summer, not looking forward to that! It's been quite a while. Orientation tomorrow. ttyl! k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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