puddles Posted June 14, 2002 Report Share Posted June 14, 2002 > >The following questions and answers were collated from SAT tests given > >in > > >Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh - > >one > > >of these may be president someday.) > > > > > >Q: Name the four seasons. > > >A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. > > > > > >Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to > >drink. > > >A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large > >pollutants > > >like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. > > > > > >Q: How is dew formed? > > >A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > > > > >Q: What is a planet? > > >A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. > > > > > > > > >Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? > > >A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water > >tends > > >to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and > >nature > > >abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. > > > > > >Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? > > >A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. > > > > > >Q: What are steroids? > > >A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. > > > > > >Q: What happens to your body as you age? > > >A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. > > > > > >Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? > > >A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. > > > > > > > > >Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. > > >A: Premature death. > > > > > > > > >Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? > > >A: Keep it in the cow. > > > > > > > > >Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: > >The > > >body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the > > >abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the > > >heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, > >I, > > >O and U. > > > > > >Q: What is the Fibula? > > >A: A small lie. > > > > > >Q: What does "varicose" mean? > > >A: Nearby. > > > > > >Q: What is the most common form of birth control? > > >A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. > > > > > > > > >Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." > > >A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. > > > > > > > > >Q: What is a seizure? > > >A: A Roman emperor. > > > > > >Q: What is a terminal illness? > > >A: When you are sick at the airport > > > > > > > > >Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? > > >A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like > > >umbrellas. > > > > > > > > >Q: What does the word "benign" mean? > > >A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. > > > > > >Q: What is a turbine? > > >A: Something an Arab wears on his head. > > > > > >Q: What is a Hindu? > > >A: It lays eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddles Posted June 15, 2002 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2002 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! wheres Weezy por favor...l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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