puddles Posted July 26, 2002 Report Share Posted July 26, 2002 ...I thought of CBC @ 5PM... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer (to God): I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.... (pause) Thy will be done." Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." Homer: "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" Homer: "I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming." Homer: And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Marge: Homer, you were drunk. Homer: And how!! Homer: "They have the Internet on computers now?" Homer: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You" Homer: "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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