Esau Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 This is too much. Some peoples kids. http://www.wftv.com/news/2519262/detail.html Hitting head of table right now Thoughts and rants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted October 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Ok, so I'm still drunk....I guess this has already been posted.Aww...well. A duck walks into a pub and heads straight for the bar. He asks the barman, "Have you got any bread?" "No sorry, we don't sell bread." "Have you got any bread?" "No, I just told you, we don't have any bread." "Aw right then. What about bread? Do you have any bread?" "Look you stupid little duck, I don't have any bread! And if you ask me for it one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to this bar!" The duck pauses to think. "Have you got any nails?" "No." "Have you got any bread?" ...off to the liquor store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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