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TOP 10 - Lessons learned in Vegas


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This is culled from the PT board - at http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/boards_thread.cgi?threadID= 98522

10. even spun wookies can win big at roulette

9. You will find a gun under your mattress at the motel 6

8. Everything will work out perfectly

7. Everything will go terribly wrong

6. It DOES matter what day your flight leaves

5. when locked out of your crews room, don't have sex with random chicks against the wall behind the vending machines in the hallway - others guests don't dig this as much as you do...

4. Just keep walking toward the beam, just keep walking toward the beam......

3. There is a lot in between you and the beam.

2. Whitesnake, Scorpions, and DOKKEN, are the three best bands ever, and much, much cooler than phish!

and the number 1 lesson learned in Vegas...

1. Hot chicks are really Prostitutes.

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