Schwa.

Some tidbits inspired by SfC's joke.

"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." —George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional leaders, Washington, D.C., Oct. 2, 2001

"The folks who conducted to act on our country on September 11th made a big mistake. They underestimated America. They underestimated our resolve, our determination, our love for freedom. They misunderestimated the fact that we love a neighbor in need. They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the Commander-in-Chief, too." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2001

"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them." —George W. Bush, Albuquerque, N.M., Aug. 15, 2001

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

From my experience working with women, if someone shows up dressed up more than usual they just say that they "felt like it today" or "I felt like getting fancy today" or "I'm whoring it up to pay for my seven children"

all will work.

This pic HAS to be his avatar....bouchey?

shyte, how about putting the words happy birthday in the thread title next time for me. I actually went through the list to look for birthday kudos before i posted.

I'm mangled.

Everyone wish Del, whom i affectionatly call THE MANGLER, a happy "Go Fuck Yourself" today.

He has turned 30 years young today and has aged about that much since joining our cult here in KW.

Shin kicks abound at the Smokestack show tonight in Stink-town.

Can someone resize this pic so he can use it as his avatar? thx.

I thouht you were coming out of the closet there G(w)uigs.

Chewy used to have his own morning show on The Rock in Chatham. Was the best morning show the station ever had but his partner up and r-u-n-n-o-f-t and he got the shaft. I remember coming home from a Gov't Mule show one fine morning at 4am and dropping him off at his door with only enough time to take a shower and smoke a good morning bowl before his show.

Good times and funny story to go with it.

Chewy, using his radio station hook-ups was able to comp a rediculous number of tickets for the Mule show in Ann Arbor, MI (at the worst venue i've ever been to btw) He was handing them out to all of our buddies and even trading them for stuff on the street. We go to enter the show through these doors and I get in no problem and grab a seat. After a few songs I go out to grab a beer and there is our buddy Cargo getting hassles from security. Turns out all of the comp tickets that Chewie got were GA and the show was assigned seating leading the staff to believe that they were all counterfit (20 or so tickets and about 12 people all standing around bewildered) Chewy ended up calling the friggin promoter at home and giving her the gears until the venue printed us up some actual seats. We all then sauntered in and rocked out. The end.

For old times sake.

no worries here Shain, just make sure you get them up here again in the near future and I'll be a happy camper.

for those of you on the fence about this GO AND SEE THEM. Very impressive jams and great song writing, they were my favourite group from May2-4 at Izzy's.

Dre 2000

seriously, looking forward to reconnecting with TO, K-W and Hammertown folks

Not sure about any of the other KW's but I know that there will be some absents due to some unfortunate events back home in Chatham.

I really wish i could make this, i've been looking forward to it for ages. Oh well, friends come first.

Have fun ya'll.

have I died and gone to Ottawa?

You haven't been that bad have you?

OK I'll take this one.

The picture you want posted must be hosted and on the internet somewhere.

Right click the pic and copy the address (http blah blah...)

Begin your "reply" and click the little icon with the mountain on it. A box will come up for you to paste the address you copied earlier.

VOILA, Picture. See below image for example.

Best show i've ever been to was Paul Simon and Bob Dylan (except for Cypress)

Kudos Mr. Simon!

I'm buying 24 slices and putting them in the freezer for later, nothing tastes better than 4 day old thawed 1$ slices!

Thanks Marco!

I'll go as his alter ego, Yoda Gaines.

looks like toothpaste or suntan lotion

Go to Scofield!!!!!!!

"I definitely think a lot, but too much? I sort of agree but it's more the issue of focus and using my powers for good."

Like Spiderman!

Rob, you think too much.

Saaaaa-Weeeeeeeeet!

I'm sure there will be a pre or post party at my place

the sad thing is seeing a pet get "put down" because of a large bill for surgery.

bouche, would your savings have covered the $5000 from the previous message?

jstsmkd1 used to sell the stuff. if you're actually interested i can get you in touch with him. he swears by it himself and has a dog that could have really used it but didn't get it because of his own dumb fault

IN!