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Kelly-Anne

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  1. You know, I recieved a private message asking me it Jesus was responsible for 9/11.

    No he wasn't. But he was in the cockpit as those terrorists flew into the World Trade Center.

    I just wish someone had a drawing of it.

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    When I run

    I run with Jesus

    I run through towns

    full of crack whores

    and IT has beens

    looking for

    false code

    Jesus guides me

    when I jog

    he points me home

    when my panties

    get lost

    Jesus is with me

    while I search for loose change

    to buy some smack

    and he was with me

    when I ran the MDS Nordion 5k

    in 2005

    Thank you jesus

  3. well i quit a while ago and nobody gave a shit. so fuck you and your quitting bullshit.

    I'm watching "out TV" on digital and I'm thinking about coming out, but nobody would give a shit. I even wrote to Chris and John to the rescue, http://www.chrisandjohnonline.com/newsite/rescue.html and they laughed at me. Fags. I mean whats more sexy than a canadian-german jambands chick admitting to wanting to carpet munch! ummm carpet...

    Whoa is me. So fuck this quitting noise and come back...

  4. Here in Thurso we had a thriving scene until the "man" shut us down. For the our scene to come back we need to take the "man" down with force. Currently we have several hundred kids training in the woods, working with liquids in an effort to create a super army of fans willing to pay top dollar for shows and product.

    If we could duplicate this in every town village and suburb accross this great musical tundra, we would succeed in changing things for the better.

    We will prevail and the scene will succeed. Working together and not against each other is the only way to go. I personally will work with anyone, even if they're not like me, if it means that the man pays for shutting us down.

    By shutting us down in Thurso, the man (Guy Lamport-Brazeau- owner of Chez Louie) unwittingly planted the seeds for a great cultural change in the Outaoauis.

    Forget the hate, show the love. We're not black, white or Indian, we're not jews or arabs or god's people, we all one for this great drive that will get jamband music back into Chez Louie's and in time greater exposure in cultural back waters like Burlington Ontario.

    Dream. And dreams will dream with you my little fucked up dreamer.

  5. Bulgarian Addicts Land Whitesnake Tickets

    Lifestyle: 21 July 2006, Friday.

    Bulgarian drug addicts will receive a special gift by the mayor of seaside Kavarna, who will grant them free tickets to the upcoming Whitesnake concert.

    As part of the "rock addiction against drug addiction" initiative, Tsonko Tsonev will provide tickets to the commune in nearby Varna. The mayor said he hoped going to the concert would have a favourable effect on the therapy.

    Rock legends Whitesnake will take the stage in Kavarna on July 26.

    During the concert members of Sofia mayor formation GERB will accompany the men from the commune. Dushana Zdravkova, head of GERB's executive board came up with the idea of fighting addiction with rock music and received the support of Tsonev, who is also a member of the foundation.

    Kavarna's mayor is planning to make this initiative a tradition for the concerts organized in his city.

  6. It's taken me a few days to recover from reading your response to my statement that Paul wasn't the most talented Beatle. I just want to say that I stand by my orginal statement.

    The Beatles would have been the great group they became had Paul become a Liverpool bus driver. Which would have happened had Paul not hooked up with John, George and yes--Ringo.

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    And Sir Paul's true colors have reverberated loudly and horribly since Mark David Chapman put a tragic slug in Yoko's hubby. "Band on the Run" could have been written by a third grader, and McCartney's duets with alleged pedophile Michael Jackson -- and the ensuing public pissing match over Wacko Jacko's savvy purchase of the Beatles' catalogue -- cemented McCartney's legacy of poor taste and idiocy.

    Worst of all, who can forget the post-9/11 ode to freedom named, with typical genius, "Freedom"? Ringo would have come up with something like "Death from an Airplane"

    And without Heather Mills (who he married just 12 hours after watching Linda go six feet under) influence over the last 5 years, Paul becomes another dull pensioner, wasting his days watching the BBC3 and generally being a burden on soceity.

    He's truley one of rock dullards.

  7. This bashing of innocent young sexy women upsets me. I mean, she's a cripple, crippled by an act of police brutality in the prime of her life.

    Yet she rebounded to save the seals. Yet she rebounded to marry a "Sir", but sadly the least talented Beatle, but a "Sir" anyway. yet she rebounded to break down the oppression that the police state has for the modeling profession. ONly to be tore down by leftist media whores.

    I would be proud to call Heather Mills a friend. And yes Ollie, she does have a great set of "boobies"

    And at the end of the day, we all have nipples. But some nipples are victimize, while others get all the breaks based on sexual orientation and gender.

    Heather Mills is a spirit lost in the material world and for that I salute her and her wooden leg that she wears in solidarity with the fair trade coffee pickers of Peru.

  8. It's petty for Cowell to bring this up since the ultimate goal, the live performance, went off amazingly. The audience doesn't need to know the backstage politics to appreciate that performance. It's not like Prince flipped Simon off on camera.

    Simon is by far the best judge of character and of musical talent on the planet right now. He riminds me of a young Ronald Regan. AND He has a point. Prince is a paid performer and no more talented than Fantasia Barrino for example. he's just been at the right place at the right time. It's this kind of behavior that tarnishes the entire music industry. Personally I have written a letter to the Heritage Minister asking him to ban Prince's entry into Canada to perform at our own Idol. I do not want that kind of loutish antics forced on our young and upcoming idols. I don't want their universe tainted by such actions. Now that other black artist, Stevie Wonder would be great or I'd even allow for some rock and have Eddie Money do a number or two. And for the love of jesus I hope that they don't bring in some bum boy singing about rimming al-la Boy George. I just don't understand why the main stream media has gone gagoo over him. Just yesterday walking down Sparks Street in Ottawa I saw a young boy with an earing in his ear.

    When will we stand up to the sodomites?

  9. I was asked that before at Stephen Harpers Stag and Doe and I have no set answer. Personally, if your ass is virginal then I would say at least a couple of hundred bucks. And if you really want to have a nice egg nest for the future and it's your first time, allow the man to go baggy free. You might be able to get a grand. But it's risky, especially if your stag and doe is being held in Bangkok or Red Deer. Always wear a condom. But if you've done it before, your market value has dropped. 50 Bucks would be fair. Now of course I'm only taking about the Stag.

    For the doe well it comes down to age. Over 40 you'd be lucky to get 12 bucks. Under 15 I'd say a grand. Anything is between depends what you look like. Get what you can while you can still walk straight.

  10. When I finally have my doe night I plan on being sodomized for the first time. It's something I've never done, even in my darkest days of dating frat boys. And who knows, maybe the man I saving myself for will be into that kind of thing. And I do want to be the good submissive wife. So I think sodomy is a great drunken stag and doe event before a sexless marriage.

  11. The men on this site just hate Heather simply because she's a strong woman expressing herself. The old "eye candy" insults are another macho put down.

    What has Sir Paul done in the last 20 years besides collect a check off the death of John? If he was so clever, why wasn't he in the Travelling Wilburys??

    Anyway..

    I've heard that she has plans to run across the Artic to raise awareness of the cruelty of the seal hunt. Which would be so wonderful, espcially since she only has one leg.

    So to all those that knock her, I ask, would you have knocked Terry Fox before he attempted to run across Canada??

    shame on you.

  12. Trooper along with bands like april wine, glass tiger and loverboy are what music is this great land of ours is all about.

    Drug induced music critics hail crap like Rush or The Hip simply to mock what Canadians are truley about musically.

    I'll will there to record the show.

    God willing.

  13. This is the most sexist thing I have ever seen. Millions of women worked 7 days a week to produce the weapons that help defeat the axis.

    It's a terrible. Not all women have crotch rott. But this leftist liberal poster does.

    makes me sick.

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