Kelly-Anne

Saw a great show in Thurso on Monday night at a community hall there. The band was a bunch of local kids called “Le Grand Pontiac Pudding Crash” They played for about an 20 minutes and they were wild. The bass player was 15, but played like he was a seasoned vet. They did a great version of “China Rider” that made me dance even through I was sitting.

I spoke with them after and asked them if they’d ever play in Ottawa. They said Yes!

Well one thing led to another and after some oral sex at 3am at Rene’s moms house, they asked me to be their manager.

I really see them being the teen version of Moe. I think there is an untapped market for a teen jam bands. Kids that age also have taste and are fed up of being force fed Hillary Duff and her likes.

How does one get a band booked? Would the fact that they are all under 16 prevent them from performing somewhere were beer is being sold?

They could be huge. Maybe if any of you guys in bands are doing shows soon, maybe they could open up for you. They’d go crazy at the idea!

And does anyone know what the age of consent in Quebec is? When I left in the morning Rene’s mom asked me how old was I and did I know that Rene was only 15. I just hope she doesn’t get in the way of things. Love has no boundaries.

I am so glad I dumped your fat pale ass. I realise that I had about 12 beers in me and a gram of scroom in me, but seriously

WHAT WAS I THINKING.

Why do you feel the need to degrade me even more?

I'm still hurting from that whole "Why is kelly-anne like a moped? cause they're both fun to ride until your friends find out" joke.

My only crime is falling in love with you and writing some bad poetry about you.

in words of Kalan, taken from his album "219 Days"

"If this world makes you crazy

And you've taken all you can bear

Just call me up cuz you know I'll be there

And I see your true colors shining through

I see your true colors and that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors, true colors, true colors"

Teo, can we just be friends? Why do have to hate?

Saturday, February 12 at 7 pm

(Stage) Kalan Porter: Talented Albertan 19 year-old singer who rose to stardom earlier this year as 6.2 million Canadian viewers followed his success on a popular talent search television show. Kalan released his first album entitled ‘219 Days’ this month and is starting the first leg of his Canadian tour this Winter.

This is so great and it's free. I might also pop in and see someone named Buffy St Marie play as well. She did allot of stuff for Sesame Street. Maybe I'll remember some of her stuff from when I was a kid.

I grew up as a St Jamison follower. It’s small sect of disgruntled Anglicans who became fed up of the church and it’s slave like devotion to new technology during the late 1890’s in England.

The St Jamison’s believe that the industrial age was a tool that the devil used to enslave people into consumerism and away from Christianity. They saw the Anglican’s churches foray into the slums of Birmingham, Manchester and Glasgow as the church becoming complacent with technology by administering to those worst effected by capitalism. They saw those slums as creations of evil and that the church should be abolishing technology such as mechanized spinning wheels and assembly line type production. The St Jamisons (about 1500 people) immigrated to the eastern townships outside of Montreal in 1895 to get as far away from industrialize Europe.

As such, my parents forbid me to watch television, ride public transportation, go to the movies, or use computers.

As you well imagine, this has create within me a deep repulsion to religions, but at the same it’s probably what draws me to the jam band scene. That spirit of “community” and in this case- the fact that Jam bands use natural and non-synthetic instruments.

At times I feel lost in Ottawa. It’s so noisy and busy, so unlike where I grew up. Now only if I could find a cool dude to share the winter with.

are you in the market for a girfriend?

I love this. I laugh and laugh. Nice kitty.

That's okay no one worry about me. I'm doing just fine living in my own pain. I hope you all had a great freaking loving week-end. Espcially Teo you a$$hole.

http://60gp.ovh.net/~cleanyou/

It really does bring a tear to your eye, especially in light of you and Teo's whirlwind relationship...

I'm still busted up about that one. I took your suggestion and tried PM him and he won't reply for some reason.

Those 9 days we had were wonderful. But it's in the past right now. All water under the bridge. The timing wasn't right. Maybe our age differences was simply too much a hurdle. Maybe his freinds were talking sh!t about me to him. I don't know. All I know is that

No man, No cry.

And it's better that way. I was thinking about doing a female take on that old Wyclef Jean song.

No, bald man, no cry;

No, bald man, no cry;

No, bald man, no cry;

No, bald man, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit

In the government yard in bytowne,

Oba - obaserving the ’jam communitites

As they would mingle with the good people we meet.

Good friends we have, oh, good friends we’ve lost

Along the way.

In this great future, you can’t forget your past;

So dry your tears, I seh.

No, sexy bald man, no cry;

No, sexy bald man, no cry.

’ere, little brother’, don’t shed no tears:

No, man, no cry.

I remember when we used to sit

In the government yard in bytowne.

And then lizzie would make the fire lights,

As it was logwood burnin’ through the nights.

Then we would cook poutine,

Of which I’ll share with you;

My feet is my only carriage,

So I’ve got to push on through.

But while I’m gone:

No, TEO man, no cry;

No, TEO, no cry.

Man, Big super bald stud’, say don’t shed no tears;

No, TEO, no cry.

Eh! (sexy bald baby’, don’t shed no tears!

No, man, no cry.

Big Brother, don’t shed no tears!

No, TEO, no cry.)

All I need now is a band.

Busted break-up is "inevitable"

Wednesday, January 12 2005, 13:54 GMT -- by Daniel Saney

After months of speculation about the future of boyband Busted it seems that they are finally on their way out.

Charlie Simpson has made it known that he is more than willing to quit the Air Hostess band in favour of his other, more credible band, Fightstar.

Fightstar are about to embark upon a UK tour to promote their debut EP They Liked You Better When You Were Dead.

Ananova reports that the band members have not spoken since their Wembley appearance three weeks ago and quotes a source as saying: "Things are so bad between the boys at the moment that they all realise a split is inevitable.

"Charlie has never really hung out with Matt or James. None of them are close, you have to remember the band were put together."

I just hope it doesn't happen. They had so much soul...but good things aren't meant to last forever....

Teo

Done.

I consider our time together as the single biggest mistake of my life.

The only reason you were ever able to hook up with me was due to my lowself esteem and my lack of experience with boyfreinds.

You don't know me anymore, I have changed and you'd never get to first base let alone to the beaver dam today.

Kelly-Anne

I am real.

And I'm not a tramp. Maybe if I was ever invited to a 40 main party you'd get to know me better.

I love you all. But sometimes I think people lose sight what's it's like to live at home with your mom- at the age of 27. And that's why I think I try so hard to make things work with new boyfriends.

Deep down I want out of my moms house, but I'm not strong enough to live on my own.

Don't hate me for what I do, embrace me for who I am inside. A lonely girl with low self esteem, whose been taken advantage of by an older balding male (Teo).

It's his fault, my mom say so.

Teo broke off our relationship last night. It did last 9 days. That's 6 days longer than the last one I had in the summer.

It seems like Teo is like all men. Users.

My councellor has told me to look for love in different places. To maybe look at men who aren't my "type".

So I'm leaving the jamband scene for a while and looking for "mister right" somewhere else.

I'm thinking about applying to CSIS for a job. Maybe I can go into deep cover and meet someone diferent.

It's been fun guys, but it's time for my heart to heal.

Kelly-Anne

Heads gotta be thinkin next time... u are crossing international waters hence borders...

http://www.jamcruise.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1743

I remember last year when I went of the REO speedwagon cruise. Man was it good. My mom got loaded on peach snapps and made out with Larry Gowan, who was filling in as lead. singer for Styx.

for more of the cruise:

web page

It rocked. I just wish Teo could have been there. Next Time.

cool

I cried reading that post. How did you and Krissy meet? Was it at a show?

The Gap Band. It's Teo's favorite. Last night he told that I Dropped A Bomb on him.

So cute.

I wasn't trying to drop names. I was just being honest. It did happen. My brother has video tape of it.

Maybe you should hitch and ride with me and Teo to Florida. Maybe we could become friends and you'd see me for who I really am.

A real person with feelings and dreams. Not some "slut" on the internet.

::

Thanks Paisley.

Booche, I have been in love before. I no silly high school girl. I'm in second year at Carleton arts.

Anyway you big meanie, Teo and I are thinking about loading up his 92 Pontiac Grand Prix and heading down to Florida in March for the Langerado Music Festival. The Big Cheese Incindent is playing. I once knecked with Billy Nershi in Vermount.

I'm hoping by that time it might be time to get married.

Teo has agreed to meet my mom!!

Count me and my new man Teo in.

Looking for others interested in Shamanism to hook up with a discover ourselves within ourselves.

Are you going to love him when he is bald?

That's mean.

Really. Why hate when you can embrace.

I'm not perfect, why should I expect Teo to be?

He's a funny, nice and more importantly a decent man. He may be going bald, but he's a great lover, which more than makes up for it.

I'm not angry Booche, more disapointed in your statement.

removed

I am so sad. But at the same time I'm looking back at all those great Nero shows. I've met several boyfriends, lost my virginity, smoked my first joint and I'm hoping that I've finally met the man of my dreams at their last show. It's Karma.

Teo, it's been only 3 days, but I think the way we connect is awesome. I have never been able to wake up with someone and feel good about myself before. I am in love for real this time.

Thanks Nero. Thanks for giving me a life, at first I wondered how I would live in this cruel world without your wisdom, but now I have Teo.

Teo you rock my world. Here's that pic I took of you last night at my sisters party.