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Kelly-Anne

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  1. Whose your Paddy?

    I love that joke. Irish people are nothing but drunken jokes. I won't be raising a drink to them on Friday night, instead I'll be sipping a coffee and hoping that the Irish realize that developing an entire culture on alcoholism is just lame. How many women in Ireland have been beaten by their husbands? How many irish school girls have been raped by drunken rugby teams? How many children ahve been beaten by their drunken Irish fathers to an inch of their lives for spilling wine on the carpet?There is nothing to celebrate in being Irish and drunk.

    Join me as I picket the Irish Village in the Byward market to protest alcoholism and the Irish vermin that have destroyed their town and villages with their IRA sodomy.

  2. Listen, I had my day in "sin" valley, but when I was helping my role model Chyrl Gallant get re-elected, I realised that being some singer's whore wasn't the way that Jesus would have wanted me to live.

    Today, I live for my future husband. And I will kneel in front of him everynight and thank Jesus that I have found a man to service and hopefully he will allow me to draw out his seed of life and I will bare his child.

    AND then, once I've proven to Jesus that I have found the light that has helped me escape the darkness of pre-martial sex.

  3. It's funny, but the battle that Milo began in fighting the muslim Albanian invasion of his homeland, will be the fight that our children fight will be in against the muslim invasion of Canada in 10-15 years. He just happen to be closer to the islamic powerbase. He was the frontline soldeir against terrorism.

    History will judge him as a visionary protector of chistian/judo culture.

  4. What you people don't understand is that this is type of pro homosexual propaganda is like a gateway drug. Get the kids early seeing positive gay images and soon they'll be down in the gay village sodomizing each other and bringing shame to their parents and disrespect to their culture.

    George W Bush may be seen by many as horrible human being by leftists, but he's stood up for Christian values like NOT accepting someone else's inferior morality. Like in Iraq. Did you know that they don't have a christian music television station there or an Arby's??

    And for that he is a true hero and role model for youth everywhere.

    If we don't stand up to books like this and get them away from our youth, in 10 to 15 years, the human race will face extinction and an over burdened health care system dealing with a generation of males with various ass aliments. Not to mention all those poor women who'll be dateless and heartbroken. A woman's place is rasing children, and without dates-- how does that natural progression from lonely femminist spinster to fullfilled mommy serving her god and nation occur?

    And we'll look back and say "it started from a book about penquins".

  5. I would suggest visting the Vatican. It's a very religious place for Roman Catholics. The Pope lives there and he's God's voice on the planet. I've heard that if you pay 25 Euro you get to ask him 3 questions.

    If you're lucky you can see Heather Mills Harrision whose married to George saving some nuns from certain death for their pelts. I've learned from Heather that nun pelts are in high demand by the fashion industry and that Cindy Crawford has a nun pelt jumpsuit. I've joined Heather's boycott of Cindy.

    It's so inhummaine that I cry thinking about those poor innocent nuns praying with their big nun eyes, getting clubbed from behind before they can even swim or make love.

    Also try some Italian food. They're famous for it, but stay away from their wine as it may lead to a weakening of your morality and to a night of being sodomize in an alley by some dwarfs.

    Don't laugh it happened to Heather. It's in her book "How I lost a limb, married a beatle and survived being sodomized by Italian dwarfs"

  6. My favorite movie of all time is "Sunday Morning coming Down" It's about a sinner whose been out all night drinking, playing music and smoking his mind out. And while walking home, he's starts contemplating his plight, he smells someone cooking chicken, and then has a beer for breakfast instead of a healthy breakfast of eggs and bacon, and it wasn't bad, so he had another one for desert.

    He tells the lord that he'd rather be stoned as it's Sunday and he's all alone. That the lonely sidewalk has made him sad.

    But then he walks through a park and see's what he could have been. A father a daughter on a set of swings. He stops near a church and hears a choir singing songs about the lord and in the distance he hear the fading ringing of church bells. And he realized that like his life, his memories are nothing more than a hollow trail of whoring, drinking and smoking cigarettes that weren't smoked the night before.

    I think it's stars Christopher Reeve and Shelly Long.

  7. That is just a wonderful site.

    I think if the world could use the internet in a postive way, such as that site, instead on promoting sodomy and other acts of pornography, the world would be a better place for all to enjoy and live in.

    I have emailed my MP in regards to providing Christian based internet access to schools at a low cost. Any positive message that our young minds can be exposed to the better.

    Had Jesus had the internet way back then, just think of how his message of hope, could have been received by those that worship pagan gods. But then again, if Jesus was the only one with the internet, it wouldn't matter. WOULD IT.

    That's why it's so important that schools have access today to his message of love and hope.

    I was asked once by a person at a Christian Internet Provider conference in Grand Rapids, "if God is the great creator why didn't he give us the internet earlier" Well the answer is simple. He had to wait until humankind developed electricity and telephone lines. That as God gave us his first son to show us the way, he also gave us the internet to reward us for developing the microchip.

    It's a give and take relationship.

  8. Yes I guess if you were to read that into his name you could come away thinking about premarital sex.

    But that is why we have chasity vows that state no penetration until "I do". And that will, to live up our agreement with the lord, is what seperates us with the godless animals.

    I have to add that if I do win the tickets to the slip, I will be taking my best freind and future Mr Kelly-Anne with me. Nothing personal, I just find girl on girl sex a little sticky.

  9. I really like the last album by "Metra v SingJet". It's called "and blessed are the wee ones". They're a group of young pro-life albino east Indians. They are so courageous, as in most of Asia, albinos are regarded as being evil and shunned from most music scenes. They are in ways breaking down barriers, and trailblazing a path for other ant-abortion albino artists.

    Bollywood is even rumored to be doing a musical based on their lives. The famous Karishma Kapoor has taken a personal interest in the project as her half brother Detroit Kapoor is 1/3 albino.

    Truly an inspiration for us all.

  10. It's sad that Hollyweird is trying to normalize sodomy. Sodomy is a gateway sexual activity. When I was working for Conservtaive MP Gallant I heard a sad story about how our values have been corrupted by the liberal media.

    First it's movies about male to male sodomy and the next thing you know, hollyfreak is making movies about horses entering into gay bonding sessions complete with horse sodomy.

    And then anything goes.

    And we have to stop it now, before the entire human race is wiped out and horses start acting all gay and stuff.

  11. Bill Shankly is rolling around in his grave. How many English players do Liverpool have? And a wetback continental coaching. I wonder how much coke Robbie F will do this time back?

    The Liverpool of 2006 has nothing to do with the glory days of Liverpool in the 1970's.

    I suggest you pick a good British club, like Transmere to support.

  12. Has anyone seen this agenda driven movie?

    I'm just wondering if it's any good or whether the olny buzz about it is it's sodomite cowboy theme?

    Sidebar: My boyfreind was recently propositioned in the bathroom of Mavericks. I'm sure this other male got the idea from the gay media that it was okay. I was so mad.

    Sodomites.

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