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  1. Wave That Flag

    As performed by the Grateful Dead

    Wave that flag, pop the bag, skin the goat, learn to cope

    Bell the rat, trap the cat, ball the jack, chew the fat

    Read the signs, connect the lines, pay your fines, save your dimes

    Pick up time, light the fuse, making time, pass the juice

    Eat at days, hide in caves, pull the tooth, stretch the truth

    Feed the poor, starve the war, pick up chicks, catch the fix

    Get your kicks, pick up sticks, trim your wick, take your pick

    Try your tricks, impress the chicks

    Wash the fence, dig the den, live the vain, die in shame

    Catch the fool, burn the stew, shine your shoes, sing the blues

    Wave the flag, pop the bag, bell the cat, trap the rat

    Ball the jack, chew the fat, shoot the breeze, lose the keys

    Read the signs, connect the lines, pay your fines, read the rhyme

    Shhot the breeze, lose your keys, don't be late, what I say

    Stretch the truth, pull the tooth, feed the poor, starve the war

    Cash the fix, get your kicks, trim your wick, take your pick

    Try your tricks, impress the chicks

    Wash the fence, dig the den, live the shame,die in vain

    Catch the fool, burn the stew, shine your shoes, sing the blues

  2. The average American eats 23 quarts of ice cream during the course of a year.

    The "bumpers" on the bottom of toilet seats are called "buculets."

    "The Star-Spangled Banner" is considered the most difficult national anthem on Earth to sing.

    The Sumerians had a goddess of beer. Her name was Ninkasi.

    In a fire station in Livermore, California, there is a light bulb that has been burning since 1901.

    The only continent without a desert is Europe.

    "Uranophobia" is the morbid fear of heaven.

    The real name of the Tin Man in the "Wizard of Oz" books was Nick Chopper.

    Tokyo was once known as Edo.

    Most NASCAR teams use nitrogen in their tires instead of air.

    In the eighth grade, Elvis Presley got a "C" grade in music.

    About 97 percent of the water on Earth is saltwater.

    Basketball is the most popular sport among college women.

    Among other things, ninjas were trained to tell what time it was by looking into a cat's eye.

    "Morning dew" is slang for "gonorrhea."

    The highest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 136.4 degrees Fahrenheit at Al'Aziziyah, Libya, in 1922.

  3. I'm guessing you haven't watched to many kung foo movies.

    KB 1 and 2 are far better acted than most kung foo movies.

    Mr. Blond scenes were well acted. As was the finally with Bill.

    The bride was a typical action protagonist who are notorious for being shallow.

  4. Those are funny.

    I like Mrs. Cleo and Jack Black ones.

    I was playing with the Soundbords this winter when I was prank called. I answered their questions with the voice of Bill Murrey. They called me back about three or four times. On the last call I decided to "get to the bottom" of the charade. Turned out that be a couple of teenage girls who were trying to prank call their English teacher "Dave Lauzon". They didn't beleive me when I told them they had the wrong Dave Lauzon. Nor did they believe me when I told them I was Dave's room mate and that they couldn't speak with Dave because he was on tour with his rock band. They also said that I sounded like I was from Texas.

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