PimpDaddySweetPants

Hey bitches next time someone cops attitute to yo' flow, give 'em tha' bidnis!

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I love it Jaydawg is the only white guy in the band! Killer!

actually i'm a bit more pink than white.. and now a big jamaicain.. you can now call me by my rasta name.. Jahmin-Jay-Dawg-Mon.

Ah! Don't fret playa'. If you too white, it ain't right, and if you too black ya' can't go back! But if you a little pink it'll make a brotha' think!

At least that's how it go ontha track.

Hey Jaydawg, can I donate a ho, instead of canned food, fo' this show. I gots mo' than I know what to do wit! Ya dig!

Pimps UP!

Bazillian Girls! No shit! Yeah baby.....

One time I hads me this fine stable of Brazillian girls all slitherin up tha street and snaggin all kinds of fools fo' dey loot.

Damn! Thoswas the days all exotic like.

Man I love me some Brazillian.....Oh wait this is band??!!

Ooops my bad!

i just like supporting the machine.

I assume you mean this machine:

Just be sure to lube up no one wants a tear, player!

....and the limo driver in Spinal Tap right?

no' date=' I'm pretty sure that's Dom Irrera

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No sir! It was not Dom, it was most certainly Bruno Kirby..

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[color:black]Hillarious!

Disco Jesus

i'm not sure who you are....but i'm assuming you are pushing 30.

grow up.

A-ight playa' I'll make you a deal I'll grow up as soon as you do!

Hint: Start with your posts.

moe. takes what they can get.

Dude I think you drink this everyday at breakfast...

Not to worry JBP, it's all pimp love dog.

From one brother to a pimp of another mother.

Chuurch!

Yeah you know what jaydawg...one time on the track I had me these hoez and I was like'; "Y'all bitches, want to make a movie? We'll get a couple of you and a bunch of the brothers and then well all grease and have monster jam, on tape and then sell that muthafucker fo' cash. Ya dig?."

Is that what you talkin' about playa'? 'Cause I think this thread is about a live concert or some shit!

Jaydawg you nasty keep it clean on the scen bro'

Pimp out!

i think heading over on friday.

its been 4-5 years snice i've been to the states, what do you need for id to cross these days?

YOU MUST HAVE A PASSPORT OR A BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A PHOTO ID. They are very strict now, if you don't have proof of birth forget it, you could be refused entry, and then you are marked.

I think the goverment should provide free alcahol for veterans who can then get legally pissed up and then be allowed to relieve themselves on his home.

Fair is fair.....

AWWWWW yeah bitches! Mo' hot Avril hooters shots!

Sexxy...but I say again bring me my damn wings and make 'em greasy fo' this pimp!

Avril if this music and model thang don't work I gots some work fo' ya....holla!

unfortunately it's the same night as:

SLOWCOASTER, TOM FUN ORCHESTRA, CARMEN TOWNSEND & THE SHAKEY DEALS at the Hooch.....

The Jimmy Swift Band plays on Saturday, July 22nd at the Horseshoe Tavern.. Big weekend of music!

Jaydawg you must be at least 1/2 pimp 'cause you pimpin' the shiot out this tread here!!!

Word though stay up playa'!

...that was her Halloween costume last year, very tongue-in-cheek. Too bad she can't fill-out the shirt.

You know too much. Great she can laugh at it though.

Either way...gets me my wings dammittt...

[color:#698]Seems like ms. Levine has signed on to promote Hooters. Who would have thought? I guess you gotta use what you got to get what you want.

Hot look though...now brng me my chicken wings!

[color:magenta]Hey all you smooth bitches! The summer's smoothest tour has been announced.....

STEELY DAN w/Micheal McDonald WOW! This pimp is in fo' sho'. Can't wait to see some shows and mack some smoothe cougar hoez!!!

CONCERT SCHEDULE Tix go on sale soon..

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Date Schedule sorted by date City, Schedule sorted by City. ST Schedule sorted by State. Venue Schedule sorted by Venue.

Sat 07/08/06 Tinley Park, IL First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre

Mon 07/10/06 Antioch, TN Starwood Amphitheatre

Wed 07/12/06 Dallas, TX Smirnoff Music Centre

Fri 07/14/06 The Woodlands, TX C.W. Mitchell Pavilion

Sat 07/15/06 Selma, TX Verizon Wireless Amph. Parking Lot

Tue 07/18/06 Phoenix, AZ Cricket Pavilion

Wed 07/19/06 Irvine, CA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre

Fri 07/21/06 San Jacinto, CA Soboba Casino

Sat 07/22/06 Las Vegas, NV Aladdin Hotel & Casino

Mon 07/24/06 San Diego, CA Embarcadero Marina

Tue 07/25/06 Mountain View, CA Shoreline Amphitheatre

Thu 07/27/06 Ridgefield, WA Amphitheater At Clark County

Fri 07/28/06 Auburn, WA White River Amphitheatre

Mon 07/31/06 Morrison, CO Red Rocks Amphitheatre

Mon 08/07/06 Atlanta, GA Chastain Park Amphitheatre

Wed 08/09/06 Hollywood, FL Seminole Hard Rock Live

Thu 08/10/06 Tampa, FL Ford Amphitheatre @ State Fairgrds.

Sat 08/12/06 Charlotte, NC Verizon Wireless Amp. Charlotte

Sun 08/13/06 Bristow, VA Nissan Pavilion

Tue 08/15/06 Virginia Beach, VA Verizon Wireless Virginia Bch. Amp.

Thu 08/17/06 Wantagh, NY Nikon @ Jones Beach Theatre.

Sat 08/19/06 Camden, NJ Tweeter Center At The Waterfront

Sun 08/20/06 Scranton, PA Toyota Pavilion @ Montage Mountain

Wed 08/23/06 Holmdel, NJ P.N.C. Bank Arts Center

Thu 08/24/06 Hartford, CT New England Dodge Music Center

Sat 08/26/06 Atlantic City, NJ Trump Taj Mahal

Sun 08/27/06 Mansfield, MA Tweeter Center

Tue 08/29/06 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center

Wed 08/30/06 Burgettstown, PA Post-Gazette Pavilion @Star Lake

Fri 09/01/06 Cuyahoga Falls, OH Blossom Music Center

Sat 09/02/06 Clarkston, MI DTE Energy Music Theatre

Phat AL looks like my kind of playa'!

Pimps UP!

nice to see the entire city postered for this show... I hope that means the word is out that this is going to be a fantastic jam.

yippee!

Nice Avatar Jaydawg, you looked as glazed as crack hooked on sherbourne, only more wholesome!

she'll be on the track soon!

watch out... June 3rd @ Crowbar : What the Thunder Said CD Release Party! Shouldn't that read VD release party?

VD release party? Sounds greezy.

Holla fo' a dollar', and wash yo' nasty ass!

For Real Chameleon

This Pimp stands corrected! You are right different Ford!

My jump to Avril conclusions. You're also right Rachel McAdams was suppose to be in it, but she got cold feet...or gained moral high ground whichever..

I guess Avril will wear turtle neck's and button down after all.

Quick update on the Avril model front....

As most of you have seen by now, tyhe new cover for vanity fair is all hot and steamy with Scarlett Johanson and another starlett butt-naked spread out with Tom Ford clothed, posing with them.

Tom Ford was responsible for the shoot and the cover's layout and co-ordination.

Tom Ford is also the owner/pres. of the Ford modelling agency. The Ford modelling agency is the agency Avril has applied/signed-up with.

Me thinks, turtle necks and penny loafers amy not be what Ford has in mind for miss Lavigne.

For the record...I don't like Avril's music, I like disco and funk....better theme music for a pretend cyber pimp....

And, if Avril is going to do respectful high fashion, non-ass hanging out, trying to mainpulate people with her sexuality type to sell a gucci handbags, then fine.

However my suspicion (and I may be wrong) is that she is lining up to get basically naked and sell products as she has relized she has become sexy and can use her ass for cash in a third party way. I hope I'm wrong. (I really doubt you'll see Avril hawking products in a turtleneck)

Further, I don't think leveraging your sexuality for money is a small insignificant thing. It happens all the time and is morally reprehensable.

That's why prostitutes are looked upon (by most in society) as unnacceptable.

Finally, this is not about Avril wearing pretty clothes. I don't care what she wears as long as she doesn't try to use her sexuality and body to sell products and manipulate people with it. It is also not about her selling out. You can't sell out when your as main stream as they come.

Anyways, egnough of this moral high ground stuff and trying to place a one's sexuality and body on a pedestal of sanctity.

Get nasty, get dirty, sell out and tatoo Channel on your ass cheeks and bend over!

Yipeee!!! I can't wait! I'll bring the Coke!

Back to the track where the whores really are whores and they don't try and hide it!

P.S. I really enjoyed hearing everyone's take on this issue an felt it really enlightening.

You put gas in your car?...edit to add...sorry thats a bit of a catty way for me to make a point.

Please expand/explain. I fail to see the connection or your point, with respect to our recent discourse.

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