PimpDaddySweetPants

Again I'll bring the hoez, if y'all bring the jam!

I'll bring the hoez!

Hey Magnum...open your eyes baby!

This pimp thinks Alexis is feelin' your swagger. Maybe you should do some rekon and slip out of Deep Cover.

Keep yo' head up playboy! You know what they say keep 'em laughin' and talkin' and don't say nothin' dumb and you in in fo' fun!

Hey if that don't work out..call PimpDaddySweet pants and I'll hook you up wit' ass fo' days... I am a Dr. of Love!

Hey Jaydawg...Will there be any pimpin' beats?

I love the breaks but only if they pimpfunktastic ya dig!

Later bitches!

What up boss playa'. I gots ta give a special hootie-hoooo! to Lazlo. Respect for all the cut to thes case, no bullshit posts!

Let me axe you sumthin' you ever thought of gettin' into the pimp game? I think you have the right disposition.

Church! (that's pimp slang for cheers for all you honkys)

Agreed. I hear Brantford is full of cracked out Indians from the reserve' date=' uneployment and pregnant teenagers. I also know the malls are rammed the first Saturday of every month, 'cause that's when the welfare checks roll in.

Other than that I'm sure it's a garden spot.

Sorry to hate on your hometown! [/quote']

Just the type of broads you could use in your stable.

Good lookin' out Lazlo I may have to recruit for the next booty on duty up in Brantford!

forget t.o.' date=' we're nicer, cooler and smarter in brantford, and we love the hawaiian shirts! [/quote']

Pure fiction

Agreed. I hear Brantford is full of cracked out Indians from the reserve, uneployment and pregnant teenagers. I also know the malls are rammed the first Saturday of every month, 'cause that's when the welfare checks roll in.

Other than that I'm sure it's a garden spot.

Sorry to hate on your hometown!

Are pimps allowed at the Elmo for SOulive? 'Cause you know us pimps gots to have soul were we can get it!

I truly believe that Coldplay is the poor man's Radiohead.

I have no love for them. My 2cents.

Anal Cunt (so bad it's good) could be Lazlo's new favorite band!

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CJ Sleeze & the STDs

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i think pimp daddy sweet pants is friendly's alter ego...the sean jean wearin spinnin bling sportin rented durango drivin hip hop blarin mac daddy bein alter ego.

so...god...damn...funny

[color:red]See what I mean Magnum...I didn't even have to flash the bling in person to catch this fine ladies attention (i.e. Alexis) All I had to do is talk about the bling and speak the game. Cyber-pimpin' baby...

And one mo' thing sometimes you just gotts grab dat ass! take a note from these asian foxes.. Remeber you gots ta be fearless so they "fear this" ya dig playboy! Scary is sexy!

Pimps Up! and...... Oh fuck it everybody up hoez, Richard Underhill and Alchemy included!

Sheeeiiit! I hates to see another brotha from antoha motha so down, and wearin' a frown!

Maybe you need to be blinging to catch these women's attention.

You know a little flash, which indicates cash and leads to ass! Ya dig, baby?!

But hey don't listen to me 'cause I'm a muthafuckin' pimp and game is all I gots!

Holla! (p.S. If ya get desperarte magnum PM and I'll hook you up with one of my girls.....but remeber it ain't no fun without the funds!)

Magnum, as they say in the Pimp game; "You ain't pimpin', unless you limpin'" ya' dig.

What I mean, player, is that you gots to put in on display, for these hunnies to play. Ya' feel me.

how do thing this player here is gettin' over? It ain't his mad style. It's probably the fact he's totally crunked and fearless. More juice to be loose. Ya dig! Good luck!

You are a Randy man Magnum. Have you met PimpDSP yet?

Y'all talkin' 'bout me bitches?! Better recognize!

In that case I'll have to get a substitute Pimp to watch my hoez while I'm at this shizow.

PIMPS UP!

I recommend anything by the Boards of Canada. Whenever the stress of pimpin' get too much for this player to take I relax with some BOC.

Highly recommended. Any album they don't have a bad one.

I hear these Brothers Past fellas been fakin' the funk in the past and not showin' up for Canadian gigs. Well Ima gonna be watchin' them this time and if they don't show at the Elmo, I'll lay the pimp hand down! Ya dig, bitches!

Pimps Up! I'll be there player!

WEEN NEEDS TO COME BACK TO THE T-DOT ASAP! THHIS PIMP NEEDS TO HEAR A LMLYP ASAP! Ya DIg!

Gravy? Mmmmmmmmmm I loves me some gravy. Like Rick James and Ike Turner "I'm gonna cover all you bitches in gravy!

Friday......Pimps Up!

LET'S GET FREAKY TORONTO!

FREAKY! Now you talkin' my language. If ya need some freaks for tha' show. Just call me up on my celly and I'll sent down some pro's that I gots in my stable, from Atlanta and we'll get the freak on.

"But remeber it ain't no fun without the funds! Ya dig" peace Bitches!

These Soulive boys look pretty pimpin'. Hope their music is made for hot steamy lovin'. You know how we pimps do!

Big Pimpin' from the East-Coast. Slowcoaster is the heezey!

Hey if y'all need some killer ectasy real cheap. Come talk to PimpDaddySweetPants.

I sell ectasy in all forms..pills and booty..ya'dig

KEEP THE PIMP HAND STRONG!