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I guess that's the point exactly..how much is you self-respect an dignity worth? I mean that in the grand sense.

To some people it is priceless and means everything, to others it is something to be bought and sold and means very little.

To each his/her own that is what makes the world go round.

Save your ass for those you love not for those who pay..

that's my Pimped out 2cents....

But hey if they're wern't peeps sellin' dey ass, I'd be unemployed. So lower you morals and keep this Pimp employed.

SKEET SKEET SKEET...I gots ta go a watch deez hoez on the track ya dig.....

I dont' think I'm making Avril's life hard at all. Her life is all roses and dollar signs and I am not even on her radar screen.

I just have a problem with people whoring themselves out for products...literally.

And it's not just Avril...to be fair..for example I hate Method Man and Redman because they sell deoderant.

Bottom line...if your willing to use your ass (and I mean that literally) to sell commercial goods then you've really lost something of value. Self respect and dignity...

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying one can't use thier likeness to sell thier album or whatever (as Avril has to promote her music). What I'm saying is when you decide to use your body/sexuality to get people to part with money and buy a product..you've basically become a whore. Your tading your ass for cash... which is what a whore does.

Sorry....

I guess you right. Just another chick celeb using/leveraging her ass for cash. Using her tats for scratch. It's not like ones body is sacred or anything...she'd obviously be foolish not exploit herself like a side of beef.

Besides the consumer world needs another pretty young face with a hot bod to sell thier products. I mean Britney is all fat and preggo, again and Christina Agullera is played out and hoed out.

Perhaps she can get branded too, I'm sure Prada would pay her big money fo' that. And you know she's hurting for the cash, given her last album only sold millions.

P.S. Avril baby if you needs work I knows peeps ya' dig..

Peace bitches! (I fully expect these inflamatory comments to spark a title wave...bring it on..)

Here's an even better article on the Avril thing:

So long, angry Avril

And let's say hello to your Stepford replacement

Feb. 7, 2006. 01:00 AM

SABRINA JALEES

I'm rolling up my cuffs and winding up to take my first jab at Avril Lavigne. "Whoa, Sabrina, are you sure you wanna do that? She's rough and tough in that slightly androgynous, I'll-kick-your-ass-with-such-wrecklessness-I-won't-even-care-if-my-tooth-falls-out-after-all-I'm-from-Napanee kind of way! How would you dare open up that can of eastern Ontario whoop-ass?" Because friend, unfortunately I'm here to break the disappointing news to you: Avril sold out.

In a recent interview, the former tie pimpin', skateboard cruisin' punk chick declared that she had joined the Ford modelling agency in hopes "to do those really beautiful ads with the high-end products."

High-end products!? What happened to the girl whose old little-league tees had the lifespan of a Buddhist monk?

Well, Avril says, "I'm getting into hair and make-up and image. That's the best part of being a girl."

The best part, eh. Hey all you pre-teens, the ones who filled stadiums around the world screaming the lyrics to "Sk8er Boi" in your cargo-cut-offs and black nail polish, you'd better start saving your allowance. The new "best part" about being a girl is gonna be a little more expensive than the Napanee Home Hardware shirt you bought on eBay or one of your dad's leftover ties. Why'd Av-Av have to go make things so compli-cated?

"I look through magazines and stare at ads and think: `I'm not 6-feet tall, but I know I can do that.'" Wow, Avril — that's deep. Seriously? You actually look at those ads of women standing under waterfalls with semi-erect nipples teamed with a look of boredom on their faces and actually think you could achieve all that? Do you know how difficult it is to stay in semi-errect-nippleville? It's hard (the task, not the nipple).

"Nobody tells me what to wear. That would be bad and shallow," she told the Star's Daphne Gordon just a few years ago. Or one of my personal favourites: "I'm, like, a lot different than other famous chicks like Britney and whoever else. They're totally dolled up and have a brand new outfit on all the time. I'm totally not into that ..."

... unless, of course, someone paid you to be into that. Hopefully with some of that modelling money you'll be able to buy some Credibility Cream. Rub it in real good 'cause you'll need it when you're posing for billboards in your sequin bikini — because that's the path you're heading down and your fans can see it coming, even if you can't.

So don't be surprised if you lather up with the entire bottle and still end up with flack from the old fans. You have to understand, they've spent the past three years being made fun of for swallowing your "Punk Rocker" charade. So your new "Prada Princess" schtick is gonna take some getting used to.

But you're still right Vrilly, that you are different from Britney. She took the Intercourse-Free-way to Slutville, you took Alternative-Girl Express.

Admit it, that's where you're headed. You say "make-up and image" I hear "titties and ass." Because if there's one thing for certain when it comes to pop-starlets that start out with an original brand of integrity, it's that eventually they'll be posing half-naked with some sort of logo branded to their ass.

I wonder if there's some sort of club an artist joins once they've morphed into a hardcore product-pusher. They'd call it something catchy like, The-Sell-Out-Manufactured-By-A-Team-Of-Businessmen Ladies! They would send out official posters to new members splashed with a colourful group picture of X-tina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff (not next to each other, of course), the Pussycat Dolls and Britney all giving the peace sign in g-strings ... (Boys and lesbians: Enjoy the free visual.)

Now, I understand that from a market standpoint, reinvention is something that artists now have to partake in to maintain public interest. It's become so common, it's cliché.

Madonna is the queen of rebirthing herself and I'd never dream of pouncing on her the way I did Avril. Maybe it's because she invented the media reinvention, but when Madonna pulls it off, it's always somewhat believable.

But, c'mon: Avril Lavigne, originally promoted as this down-to-earth, sloppy tomboy is, seemingly overnight, re-introduced to the public as this fashion-conscious lip-gloss ditz? Why do we even attempt to swallow these ridiculous fronts? Why do pop stars get such promotion without being challenged?

We certainly don't extend this easy-going attitude to our real-life acquaintances. If my mother woke me up one day dressed in leather pants, heavy black lipstick and a trenchcoat she would need to do some 'splaining. And it'd have to be something deeper than, "Well, you see dear, I looked at some Goths on Queen St. and thought: `I'm not rejected or angry, but I know I can do that!'"

Mostly, I sympathize with all the Avril fans who are attempting to coast through this sudden transition. Stepford Avril may prove to inflate the star's chequing account, but it's the stadium filling mini-punks who are at a loss. Those are the little girls you see on the subway giving the middle finger to creepy men who gawk at their greasy hair and torn-up jeans.

The retro-real punk version of Avril may have been a poser and a brat, but she was one of the few role models for young girls whose videos didn't leave them feeling like flat-chested cows.

Sure, Lavigne's raised-middle finger influence wasn't the greatest message. But it sure as hell beat the other mainstream options our chicks have — whose unifying lesson remains to be "index finger down throat."

Some Avril Obsessors may even be mad that I'd dare condemn her coming of commercial age. I do not fear you, though. Not you, nor even New-vril, herself.

She won't be able to fight back, for fear of breaking a nail. Or even worse, her character.

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Ladies, the proper nomaclature here is "tits'. If you're talking about doing rails off them. Boobs are what your Mom or Sister has.

P.S. I fixed the story link

Avril - The New Kate Moss?

As far as Avril Lavigne's concerned trashing malls in her school tie is sooo five minutes ago.

The self-styled rock rebel is after Kate Moss' job.

We're used to seeing the Canadian singer donning sweatbands, snarling and jumping around in her big ol' boots.

But be prepared for a transformation worthy of that smoke machine moment on Stars In Their Eyes.

Avril has signed to Ford Models agency and says she's ditching the grunge.

And her motivation? Apart from the fat cheques that no-doubt come with a bit of lucrative modelling.

A Prada handbag, apparently.

After being bought one of the pricey pieces of arm candy as a gift, she claims she's suddenly discovered fashion.

Avril back in 2003

Avril back in 2003

"I'm starting to feel more feminine. I'm getting into hair and make-up and image. That's the best part of being a girl," she reckons.

And that means she wants a piece of the modelling action too.

"I want to do those really beautiful ads with the high-end products," she told the Daily Dish.

"I look through magazines and stare at ads and think, 'I'm not six feet tall, but I know I can do that.'"

And after checking out her neat and chic look at the Chanel show this week, we're starting to believe her.

Check out our gallery to see Avril's fashion transformation.

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1210334,00.html

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[color:blue]Too much! Ahhhhh! She goes from punk rock chick who was once quoted as saying something to the effect of, "I'm not like Britney and Christina who are all dolled up on a pedestal. I'm different, I'm Avril."

Wrong you're a fashion whore like the rest and the gig is up. Too bad for all those punk rocker girls who looked up to you as an alternative from the pop-teen slut paradigm, you just sold them out. I guess they'll have to save up to buy the Prada handbags and gucci shoes you'll soon be hawking.

[color:black]Headline: You can look distinguished and feminine without modelling and selling over priced couture. Jesus how much more acceptance does this chick need!

it actually reads

"Tighter than a 12 year old back injury."

how is that bad?

Touche!

I personally would prefer humour revolving around a twelve year old's genitalia to be left off this site.

Oh come on it's a joke, an no twelve year old was harmed in the making of that add. Furthermore, no 12 year old's genitalia was depicted, it was simply inferred. Finally the post headline said be warned!

Ease up...It all jokes!

He I know this pack of hair gelled baitches! I providsed the ass fo' they last faterinty party.

I had to charge them xtra too 'cause these small dick men couln't close. If ya know what I mean playa.

Bitches! Slap! Slap!

If you ain't got tha' gas, then don't reqeust tha' ass or else yo' be dealin' wit PimpDaddySweetPants, real fuckin' fast!

Will there be Big Pimpin' at this show? I hope so.

That's killer. Look like they've been stealing my moves!

Nice Big Pimpin', Now you can attend the "JAm in the Dam" shows. Lucky bitch!

Cold blooded women

Shanghai Star. 2003-01-23

ALICE is called "ice beauty" by her friends, not for her cool attitudes or appearance, but for her cool body temperature. Touching her hands is like touching ice, without warmth even in the heat of summer.

Alice has a chronic problem: her hands and feet are always cold, even though she wears a lot and the heating system makes her office warm like spring.

In winter, the syndrome turns more serious: besides two down quilts, she prepares two hot-water bottles every night - one for her feet and the other for her hands.

When talking about coldness syndrome during lunch with her colleagues, she suddenly found that she was not the only victim in her office - almost all her women colleagues suffer from the syndrome more or less.

Some always have coldness in the waist or knees; some are very sensitive to the weather dropping.

"Alice's coldness syndrome should be traced to the yin-yang theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine," Professor Zhu Kangmei of Shuguang Hospital explained.

Originally, yin and yang were the two topographical terms designating the shady and sunny side of a hill respectively. By extension, the terms represent two opposite sides of any object or phenomenon.

More energy

Females are yin and males are yang, which means than women have a cool physical condition and men have a hot one.

The yin-yang theory also extends to natural phenomena - winter as the coldest season is also yin.

"Due to the combined causes of the physical and seasonal conditions, women have more yin energy in the body so they are more sensitive to coldness than men," said Zhu.

As the blood flows around the body, it also carries warmth to the various organs. "Bad circulation of the blood is also a factor causing coldness syndrome," said Zhu.

Blood circulation

"If the patients have coldness in the feet, hands, waist or elsewhere, they may have some problems with blood flow, either slow or blocked."

There are a few reasons for unhealthy blood circulation.

Women's blood vessels are usually smaller than men's, so less blood flow brings them less warmth.

The quality of the blood is another important factor. If the river is clear, the water may flow very smoothly, but if there is waste or mud in the river, the speed will slow down.

The blood circulation is the same.

If the blood is clear and healthy, it can flow smoothly through the vessels; but if the blood contains too much waste or fat, it will become sluggish and viscous.

The most crucial basis for a healthy blood circulation is the heart, which is the pump.

"But modern people's heart function is reducing due to less labouring work and insufficient sports, thus, with weak heart muscles, the heart pumps blood at a lower rate." said Zhu.

Health tips

Professor Zhu gave Alice some suggestions to ease her coldness syndrome.

Take more sports to improve your heart function and blood circulation, which is the fundamental way to cure the coldness syndrome.

Besides, when one takes exercises, the body can create its own heat, which is a better way to keep the body warm than air-conditioners.

As for office workers, they should take a break between periods of desk work to move their bodies and legs since muscle movement produces warmth to defend against coldness.

Enjoy the sunshine in the open fields, because natural sunshine is a very good source of yang "heat energy."

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I'm really torn about this band. I've seen 'em a few times and I love thier jams but really hate thier tunes.

Very starnge , but great improvisers.

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