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  1. THE OTHER ONES New Year's Eve in Oakland

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    FYI...

    Grateful Dead Productions presents:

    THE OTHER ONES

    with Medeski, Martin and Wood, and Hot Tuna Acoustic

    December 31 at the Arena in Oakland, Oakland, CA.

    Show time is 6:30 PM. Doors open to be announced.

    This is a general admission show. Mail order tickets are available at $81.00 per ticket. This price includes all applicable fees and charges.

    Orders postmarked Friday, Saturday and Monday, November 1, 2 and 4 will all be considered first postmark mail.

    The Crew of GDTSTOO

    October 31, 2002

  2. Rumored Phish Dates

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    These came from an apparantly reliable poster on RMP day before yesterday:

    Feb 14-15- Pepsi Arena Albany, NY

    Feb 16- Rochester, NY

    Feb 18-19 - Centrum Worcester, MA

    Feb 21-22 - The Spectrum- Philly, PA

    Feb. 23- MCI Center Washington, DC

    Feb. 24- Lawrence Joel Winston Salem, NC

    Feb 26-27- Philips Arena, Atlanta, GA

    Feb 28- New Orleans, LA

    March 1- Austin, TX

    March 4- Phoenix, AZ

    March 6,7,8- Thomas & Mack Center-Las Vegas

  3. Headache-relief tips!

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3840/headache-relief_tips.html

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    The Onion presents:

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    Millions of Americans regularly suffer from headaches. Here are some tips to help prevent them and ease the pain:

    Though disputed by conventional Western medicine, the ancient Chinese art of kneecap-smashing may distract you from your headache.

    The surest method of headache prevention is to develop a working time machine, go back to 1988, and marry a different woman who doesn't nag your ass into the ground about where you were all night and who was there with you and were you drinking.

    No matter how bad your head hurts, do not under any circumstances attempt to remove it.

    Many popular herbal headache remedies exist, including valerian and kava kava, but be advised that they don't do shit.

    Headaches can get so bad that, in some cases, doctors prescribe morphine or methadone. A better way to look at this is that headaches can get so good that doctors prescribe morphine or methadone.

    If you have a severe headache, you likely have five or six throbbing red lightning bolts behind your sinuses. Neutralize them with a soothing, bluish, glowing orb.

    A key to headache prevention is avoiding getting Starship's "We Built This City" stuck in your head.

    If you suffer from recurring headache pain, you probably have a tumor or something. Man, am I glad I'm not you.

    If you suspect that your headache is a migraine, ask yourself: Does the prospect of having a double-barreled shotgun inserted in your anus and discharged fill you with thoughts of blessed, eternal relief? If so, it's probably a migraine.

    Headache sufferers, be advised that episodes can easily be triggered by stress, improper diet, or people constantly chiming in with their useless fucking headache advice.

  7. New Phish studio album in Dec. ?

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!

    What started as rehearsals for the upcoming and hotly anticipated Phish New Year's Run quickly progressed into a full-blown recording session, the results of which are distilled onto a new studio release, Round Room. Recorded in four days in October by producer Bryce Goggin, the album ripples with raw, vital energy and features a healthy dose of the band's trademark improvisational style. In total, the album's twelve tracks clock in at over seventy minutes.

    1. Pebbles and Marbles

    2. Anything but Me

    3. Round Room

    4. Mexican Cousin

    5. Friday

    6. Seven Below

    7. Mock Song

    8. 46 Days

    9. All of These Dreams

    10. Walls of the Cave

    11. Thunderhead

    12. Waves

    PREORDER CONTEST

    Everyone who preorders Round Room is automatically entered into our preorder contest. The Grand Prize is two tickets to one of the upcoming Hampton shows, plus a copy of the limited edition poster "Udder Ball" from New Year's Eve 97/98. Three runners up will each receive two tickets to one of the upcoming Hampton shows. No purchase necessary - see contest rules for more information.

    From jambands.com

    Phish also plans to tour heavily in 2003. Look for a string of national dates beginning in mid-February to be announced in the coming weeks.

  16. "The Rules" from the Male side

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    This was forwarded to me this morning and I thought it was funny enough to share.

    -Brian

    We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note:These are all numbered "1" on purpose!

    1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, just put it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1.Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    1.Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1.Don't cut your hair, ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then they're stuck with her.

    1.Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1.Crying is blackmail.

    1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1.We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

    1.Most guys own three pairs of shoes, tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

    1."Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Please pick one.

    1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    1.Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you hear it.

    1.Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

    1.If you won't dress like those Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer, but still love you.

    1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways,and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    1.The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

    1.All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1.We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

    1.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really, you look fine!!!

    1.Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

    1.I am in shape. Round is a shape.

    1.Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

  18. ROLL CALL - JSB @ The Rivoli Oct. 17

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    NewRider - I love the room. I think it is well worth the eight bucks.

    I really hope the response to this thread is not indicative of the interest in this show tonight. I was hoping more of you would be there because I plan on flying solo to this show.

    wil - Bondo is opening up - I have never heard of them.

    Brian

  22. Compiling My Life Story

    in Cavern Archive

    Posted

    I think I would go mad trying to remeber all the shows I have been to. It would actually be quite a funny list, because it would include Neil Diamond (my first concert ever), Depeche Mode, Mike and the Mechanics, Stevie Wonder, Air Supply etc...

    Too funny.

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