stu dog

OH, i can't wait for this show .. it all depends on how fast my ballsack repairs itself though ! :blush:

anyone have any ballsack accident experience on longevity of healing ; cause i really want go to this show?

"Those are nice baby feeders"

well the story is pretty close, but goes like this :

my dog is a big 100 pound German Shepard. So ya the floor was recently waxed and my dog was having a hard time walking on it, so i decided to get down and coach him over to me. i was sitting on my ass coaching him to walk towards me, pretty much between my legs ! his name is Rigby, so ya i was saying its ok rigby, u can make it, he obviously was scared, he just couldn't walk properly, his claws were out, so that didn't help. he was pretty much trying to walk on his nails and that was causing him to fall...

so as he got close to me, his nails dug into my, huh, huh , ball sack as i call it and as i felt massive amounts of pain i pulled away, yikes, fuk he ripped it open !

well as i roll around in pain, not yet looking at the damage, i eventually forced myself to have a look ..

well, blood everywhere, fuck was i hurt'in, almost crying to be honest.. ya his nails just ripped me wide open ... ahhhh..

well i ran to the bath tub, cold water and ice.. it bleed, bleed and bleed. 1 hour later it stopped.

hospital ?????????

well i didn't feel like getting stickes there, lol.. so after a lot of ice and shrinkage, it stopped.

so no work today, a little R & R for this limey .

there you go, one of the most painful days of my life !

good healing vibes needed please ..

Ha :blush:, no i don't want to tell, but ya u can.. i am keeping a close eye on it, still look'in o.k !!

gives me and excuse to play with it ..

hey backbacon, i have the day off work from my non work injury.. isn't that one of the most fuked up stories u have every heard..

its about a 1 inch gash... can't be to mobile today.. i did however drive to work and told the boys what happened.. they laughed .. told them i need a day off for healing ..

ofcourse they didn't mind, i looked a bit uncomfortable.. eeek

give me a call later dude :blush:

Ya, Happy Birthday Del ...

keep on keep'in on !

Happy Birthday P.O.G .. you one of a kind freak show !

all the best eh !

Very nice pics Mrs. Lara Purvis Lauzon . :laugh:

Best book ever :

"Dr. Dealer" : by Mark Bowden

the rise and fall of an all-american boy and his million dollar cocaine empire.

Love to see u both there, but .........

"me and mr.america don't get along" booo, whoooo, whooo

........ In, BIGTIME .

right on can't wait, but can't they bump it up to new years eve ?

NEW YEARS EVE, NEW YEARS EVE, NEW YEARS EVE !

wow, i thought that was a quality game, if only Gravesen wouldn't have made that stupid pass . "get your head out of your ass" , that cost celtic the game . Mind you saha should have had about 4 !

that said there was plenty of chances by both sides, man u, sure had the majority of the possession and deserved to win, but credit gordens men .

.....yes and what a awful penelty, f'in joke..

and i am with davey boy, crynaldo is frustrating to watch, cry,cry,cry, cross to no one.. ha, that was funny to read .

....... oh and why can't man uniteds super sub be english .

No way digzz.. WOW.. lol, glad u ran into him, wish i could again someday !

and i should of edited my last post saying "do u know digzz, he was one of the several top quality players on our college team ", never got laid but he was top quality .. ha, joking on the last bit .

well 45mins until game time..

eat my bollucks davey boy .!

Oshawa eh .. cool, i'm not near oshawa much though, if ever ..

i used to play against a few teams in oshawa, inter oshawa, celtic etc. it was a few years ago now, i was going school in belleville and decided to play for Tenton, a few college buddies and i stuck around for the summer and played in that league !

my roommate was from oshawa to George Tselious.. good guy, bit old, he played for one of those team as well. he is about 34 or so now, greek guy

do u know digzz ? he was an old college buddy of mine too, lives in toronto, maybe u can get down for the caution jam show too .

cheers

Where do ya live now M.O.B.E ? maybe i can get to a show there soon enough.. have a chat .

and digzz i am off to toronto to see caution jam early october, lets get together..

Hey M.O.B.E .. ya i played for cov, the youth team when i was 18. fun times that's for sure..

after staying there for awhile, i ended up at nuneatonbourgh f.c.

........and a few years later i finished off with stratford upon avon f.c (startford town)

but wow it sounds like you had a quality time with those clubs.. shit we'll have to hook up and talk about some fine footie moments .

to be honest ya my uncle stuart is a banker in Edinburgh and got me trails with hearts, hibs, rangers but things worked out for me at Coventry, but to get to the point, we almost managed to meet years ago..ha... makes for a small world !

"Go on Celtic ......

......and Davey Boy is a Wanker, you better get your team to pull up their nickers.. 3-0 ouch .

edit : the coach at the time i was at cov was Big Ron Akinson .. that fat bastard.. gordan came just after, player coach... as u can prolly remember him playing for leeds to eh.. plus an ex man u player..

Ha .. i hear ya... i'll let u off the hook for supporting man u for this one .

as for celtic, Gordan Strachan is my old coach from Coventry City, i'll support him for this one.

its going to be tough to get a result though.

oh i must add i am a Hearts supporter, we'll secondly behind Coventry City .

C'mon Celtic .......

" Red Devils supporters are tossers "

that's you digzz !

"Liverpool supporters are a bunch of Twats"

worst champions league game ever ! :mad:

Promise, we'll be in touch ace .

Crash space bro ?

in exchange i can give you the naked pictures of purple foot and his stripper girlfriend .

Deal ?

Ya, right on, I might just consider coming to this show, haven't been to T.O in ages..

Thanks Willy :laugh:

HA.......

I DO and it's of you naked with a stripper on your lap..

Love to post it, but for some reason i don't think your new wife would approve .

hey and congrads on your wedding eh .

dog

Man... why didn't i go ..

thanks for the nice pics mangy..

Ya, why not.

Birdy maybe we can get the gang together for a preparty .. BIGTIME !