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LJFH

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  1. I can't help it...I've been laughing at this for the last 10 minutes. It works on so many levels.

    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so

    Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

  2. Rub it in, jerk! I'd way rather be too hot than cold. This weather in Ontario makes me sick, literally. Temperatures have been going up and down and up and down and up and down and now I feel like a bag of smashed assholes. Go fuck your hat! ;)

    What she said! :)

  3. I've been sick an extraordinary amount in the last year or so and I'm at a loss as to what else I can do to boost my immunity.

    I eat well, exercise and don't go TOO hard at the boozing/partying all the time (although I have done my fair share in recent times).

    anyone got any tricks that seem to work for them?

  4. I know that sounds gross, but I'm REALLY happy!

    I've been learning to play guitar and I have finally started developing the calluses on my fingertips! That makes me SO HAPPY!!!!!!

    I just wanted to share my Joy at finally learning an instrument that I love and have always wanted to play!!

    YAYAYAYAYAYA!

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