Kurisuta Posted March 18, 2003 Report Share Posted March 18, 2003 Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, CBC Television: On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzhands Posted March 18, 2003 Report Share Posted March 18, 2003 Thats my sister! Way to put in to words what I'm sure many fellow canadians feel and think on a daily basis! I just hope that our planet and people inhabiting it don't end up suffering for one mans mistake of carrying on his fathers vendetta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 Rick Mercer is your sister? [Darth voice-over]Siiiister.............you have a sister.[/Darth voice-over] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 Spock, I am your father... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 Rick Mercer ... now *there* is a man after my own cynical heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 That was actually Colin Mochrie - click here for the video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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