Esau Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Subject: Mathematics From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If the letters of the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 then: H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% but, A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% however - -B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% and, look how far ass kissing will take you: A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%. So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit &Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! Have a good day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 finally! the confirmation i needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Fetish Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 bloody hilareous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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