Guest Low Roller Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Prologue: VINCENT: But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? JULES: What? VINCENT: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh!t over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different. JULES: Examples? VINCENT: Allright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fu©k a Quarter Pounder is. JULES: What'd they call it? VINCENT: They call it a "Royale with Cheese." JULES: (repeating) "Royale with Cheese." VINCENT: That's right. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- So last night I broke my eight year boycott of McDonald's. I normally avoid eating at this establishment at all costs, and last night was going to be just like all other trips to McDonalds in the past: watching my friends eat their meat by-product burger while I snagged a fry or two. However something happened that made me crack and order a burger: I saw the menu... There it was, in its full pop-culture glory, the Royale with cheese. How could I resist? In a moment of weakness I ordered the Royale with cheese and large fries. Knowing that I would regret this decision as soon as I finish eating it, I needed something to wash away the guilt... luckily for me McDonalds sells beer. 1776 is the name of the local swill, it is essentially the French equivalent to a Molson Canadian. It doesn't taste too bad either. It also came to my attention that McDonalds has the cheapest beer in the city. What normally costs 5 euros anywhere else, will only cost you 1.75 at McDonalds. So if you want a cheap night out, McDicks is the place to be! The Royale with cheese tasted awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 You should have washed it down with a "Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage" :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 what did they call a whopper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 I don't know. I didn't go to Burger King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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