nattyMatty Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard.*************************MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBHer father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,Between two hunks of bread.******************************JACK AND JILL Went up the hillTo have a little fun.Stupid Jill forgot the pillAnd now they have a son.*********************************************SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,"What have you got there?"Said the Pie man unto Simon,"Pies, you Dumb Ass"****************************HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.All the kings' horses,And all the kings' men.Had scrambled eggs,For breakfast again.*****************************************HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun.Then died of electric shock.****************************************GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry.And when the boys came out to play,He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.I hope ya's had a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 soooo... morbid! HAVE YOU MET LAZLO?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slavetothegroove Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hahaha I love the stupid funny rhymes. Good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattyMatty Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 I thought you would like the STTG... I was going to look up your board at work thread, but im on dial up soo ya know that would have been too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 the best way to shove a baby in a blender is feet first.....wanna know why?so you can watch the expression on its face change.now THATS morbid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattyMatty Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Thats Not a Rhyme and Its not Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattyMatty Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 So Two necrofiliacs are walking down the street, The other says to the other one, "So how is that new girl your dating coming along" The other guys says, "Not too bad till the Rotten C*nt split on me" Now thats Morbid, And Gross. Mabe Funny. your post was sick and not funny. Thank you and Have Yourself A Nice DaY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 who says it was meant to be funny...i was just talking about baby blender shoving logistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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