dimafleck: the living legend.

if you don't mind me asking......

i am a student at YORK UNIVERSITY and I now work full time as a butcher's assistant.....my job is hard and full of death.....

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that looks incredible........

to anyone that has never been to moe.down.....go, by far the greatest ending to a summer...The perfect festival in so many ways

nice......

thanks alot....

i shall call when i get back from vegas

fleck and the flecktones on 4/20?

can i crash at your place?

i fly back from vegas and am taking the bus out to hamilton for the flecktones that same day......if i could crash at your place until next morning's bus back, i would really apprieciate it.

may 29th/30th

some park in illonois

moe.: 2 nights

Keller Williams

Leftover Salmon (late night)

Medeski, Martin, & Wood

Umphrey's McGee (late night)

Jazz Mandolin Project featuring Jon Fishman

Particle

Oteil Burbridge & The Peacemakers

The Charlie Hunter Trio

Jeff Austin of Yonder Mountain String Band (solo!!!)

Jim Donovan of Rusted Root holding a musician's workshop

Groovatron

Ray's Music Exchange featuring Maddog of JMP

MoFro

Om Trio

New Monsoon

Tea Leaf Green

RAQ

Dexter Grove featuring Jim Loughlin from moe. playing bass

Antigone Rising

there a bunch more......HOLY SHIT!

i guess you guys got the email too......

great news.....now i finally have the incentive to go to a new fest, and check out some new bands........

who's going?

after a string of miracles...... i am.

my god, that was some incredible music.

moe. is on top of their game.....

the all accoustic Wormwood first set was a treat....sounded great.....

it was fun rockin out to moe. in what was bascially a highschool gym....... they should have covered "smells like teen spirit"...............

it is a little hard on the eyes......

the old format felt more "home-ee"

DEATH!!

my new full time job is a butcher's assistant..

yesterday in a 10 hour shift, i split and quartered 200 chickens.......ewwwww....

ya Phil Dwek is to thornhill what Whitey is to Dukesberry

Toronto has a few major suburbs, one of which is Thornhill/Vaughan

This is a pretty weird mass email written by a pretty angry kid. It does sum up the area pretty well though.

This has been sent to atleast 600 people in thornhill (ages of 18-25)

Its a long read - but is partially worth it, see what happens maybe you will get into a groove maybe not.

enjoy

this guy is fucked in the head, classic

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Subject: Read this when u have a few minutes...THORNHILL KIDS

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 17:28:31 -0600

>>Thornhill, is a suburbian wasteland hidden under 3500 sq ft houses,

>>rich ppl and let's not forget my favourite type of Jew The North

>>American, I'm a doctor/lawyer/car salesman Jew husband with his I'm

>>a gossiping/adultering/plasticized slut wife and thier chronic

>>toking/roots wearing/YM reading/cum guzzling/stuck up/big

>>mouthed/cowardice kids (labels are assigned in whichever way suits

>>the family). Behind it all, is a pathetic "underworld" in which

>>stuck up brats spend their father's not so hard

>>earned cash on weed and booze, drive fancy cars before they could

>>even drive and attempt to appear as menacing as they can with their

>>'boys'. Yeah Boys is the proper fucking term. Like in the real

>>world as I have seen fom certain individuals to have come out of

>>Thornhill, not a single person from this shite suburbian sesspool

>>of fuck-ups can take care of the! mselves without resorting to

>>mommy and daddy's wallets BEFORE attempting to do the work

>>themselves! Like...Oh my god, You mean like work and junk? I don't

>>think so See the biggest problem with vaughan is that it's the

>>parents dream place, while at teh saem time a kids worst nightmare.

>>It is for this factor and this factor alone, that the parents of

>>the children of thornhill are so absorebed in their littel Dream

>>world that they can't put two and two together when there are

>>allegations >>of their sons selling dope or worse shit. (Like the

>>1am "mom I have >>to go out" phone calls didn't ring a clue) Or

>>they're so far

>>out of it that they wonder why they're little Sara, Tara or Kara

>>has been a cum guzzling slut since the age of 14. Are you that

>>fuckign naive that you purposely turn on Clarke so as not to drive

>>down Bathurst and pass Mac's and see your little angel smoking

>>dope, drinking, thinking he's from the

>>projects? And that's another thing THE PROJECTS. Lets think about

>>this one...hmmm...The Mackenzie King Housing Co-Op located

>>conveniently across from said convenient store. To give you an

>>understanding of how bad these guys have it let me describe to you

>>this little housing projects surrounding areas: First off it has

>>Westminster Public Elementary right down Mullen Drive where

>>there are fairly sized 18-2200 sq ft houses. About a ten minute

>>walk away three high schools Vaughan S.S., St. Elizabeth and yech,

>>Westmount C.I. Furthermore Westminster public has one of the

>>biggest school yards in the surrounding area. Bigger than Rosedale

>>even which lies in the center of this hell hole Bathurst and New

>>Westminster drive (also the locale of W.C.I. Understand the

>>coincidence?) To continue, it's about 5 minutes to get to the

>>Promenade mall, a mall where anybody who's nobody hangs out at !

>>from 12 noon till closing at 8pm and even then sometimes hang

>>around to do fuck all except sit around and talk about how tough

>>they are and how who's ass they'd

>>like to kick and repeat the same fucking drug stories over and over

>>again. Moreover, the entire surrounding area is engulfed in houses

>>some bigger than four or five trailer homes put together! Am I

>>being an asshole about our town? No! Being an asshole is what you

>>call those littel fuckers who hang out at Silver city or Colussus

>>(I can't remember on which steps they look cooler sitting on) while

>>causing incesant noise and nuisances to onlookers and passers by,

>>who happen to be going to [oh my god...] actually see a movie!!! I

>>think the best has got to be when they used to stare my ex up and

>>down like she was a piece of meat or try to make eye contact with

>>me and my friends only

>>to shite out after not taking our eyes off them after [my favourite

>>line...] "yo what the fuck you lookin' at?" Yo, I'll tell you what

>>I'm looking at. I'm looking at the sorriest piece of human garbage

>>to have ever stepped out from under a sheltered rock and into the

>>real world. I'm Looking at the most naive morons who think they're

>>gonna be able to half ass it through life and always have daddy's

>>wallet to cover them up. I'm looking at the next mother fucking 14

>>year old that's getting thrown through a plate glass window the

>>next time he steps up to me and asks for bud. I'm staring at

>>the next mother fucking teenager who's gonna have to remove pieces

>>of leather of my shoes out of his gums where his teeth used to be

>>if I hear "You got a problem?" or "What the fuck you looking at?"

>>or any other straight alec remark. I'm lookign at the next fucker

>>whose gonna watch me smash his brand new celica (which daddy

>>bought) with a Louiseville fucking Slugger. I'm ! also happening to

>>be looking at teh next fucker who I'm not gonna throw out any

>>words, no threats of bringing my boys to settle nothin', just a

>>striaght headbutt to the fucking bridge of the nose and a fucking

>>uppercut to the jaw. You want to know what Thornhill means to me,

>>It's a fucking naive

>>dreamworld where everyone walks around like zombies to teh problem

>>that plague the fucking city. parents bitch about other people's

>>kids never questioning their own. Kids bitch about how there's so

>>much bullshit and gossip and immature fucks when they're still the

>>ones contributing to teacher

>>breakdowns and rude class interuptions of the latest gossip or

>>rumour. It's a fantasy land created by the fathers of teh families

>>who wanted a quite and safe place to live for their families. Hey

>>shit heads remember Matti Barinovski? Sure he lived in North York,

>>but tell me where soldier boy Daniel Wiesz came from? or his little

>>followers. tell me where Dan Goldberg came from, little cock

>>suckign fag that he was? Or how bout Dom's favourite Matt Kirsh

>>(who by the way though I wouldn't know him by face) would be more

>>than happy to hold him down while you drive back and forth over his

>>body with

>>your car starting from toe to >>head. How bout Dave Appleton, Ryan

>>Manilla, Josh Goldenthal, wanna be bigshots that they are. Or oh I

>>don't know who else Jeff Gottesman, Jacob Berkenblit, Ari Gilary,

>>should I get my year book out? all assholes, all from Thornhill.

>>Maybe it's because they were assholes to me that I say this but I

>>say it nonetheless. You know how we can fix it up? yup, door to

>>door ass kicking and bitch slappings. Or even better yet,

>>undercover videotapings of guys smoking up and and girls guzzling

>>cum by the bucketloads and we put it in a mailed envelope to their

>>parents. But what's more, you address it to the dad. Imagine Mr.

>>Kozlovsky's face when little sweet 14 year old Tara, who while

>>isn't very smart makes it up in kindness and gentlehardedness, is

>>presented to her father in a 30 minute, graciously edited, video of

>>her day bitching out people less fortunate of her, being stupid in

>>school, smoking a joint and ending it off with the big finale of

>>her sucking off some grade 12 or OAC student. Or how bout Jake

>>commiting several acts of vandalism, smoking several types of

>>substances and ending it off by him fucking little tara up the

>>arse. And you know how we could make it better. At the end of the

>>movie, we show clips of the people the kids hung out with and

>>performed these acts. We freeze frame the scene and post up the

>>phone numbers of the kids parents introducing a highly diverse and

>>intricate web of pissed off parents and several guys going to jail!

>>for fuckign minors and girls never being looked at the same by

>>anyone again. So to sum up Thornhill sucks, and is shite...and it

>>sucks. In fact if I had anyway of deconstructing Thornhill brick by

>>brick and rebuilding it all over again, I'd build it just before

>>the earth's mantle about 22 km deep below the surface, where it's

>>nice and hot and that little pond up on Centre. St in front of the

>>Chinese Presbyterian Church () would be a nice pond of molten

>>rock and fire. Now do you understand teh concept behind

>>"ThornHell". I've rambled enough for the night. Hope you appreciate

>>my views. For those of you who live outside of Thornhill, i hope

>>you understand a bit more of why I hate it. For my friends living

>>there now...GET OUT! and for those of you whom I just described in

>>the piece that you've just read, do yourself a favour. Go to the

>>mirror, take a long hard look at yourlself, do us all a favour...

>>just snap your own fucking neck.

>>send this to everyone from thornhill!!!