Schwa.

i'll be headed that way too, post keller

i'll be headed that way too, post keller

I'm still waiting for him to post. Kelller?

yup, ate your burrito and ditched ya like last years sweater. Booooya!

I think voting Green Party, albeit with good intentions, is one of the most irresponsible things you could do with your vote. Just gives the Conservatives a better chance.

And a 2 party system sucks why? I'm goin Green this year too, stick to your guns Tooly.

high

you geek

happy birthday Pablo!

tribal, i seem to remember telling you i'd drop it off no problem i work in waterloo every day.

one: i got your hook-up .... hurry up and get back here, the Carney's are taking over and i think the couch at Chez Mangle is losing its butt groove (i'm bringing tickets to Keller next week)

"last time I ended up being the only one up at Alexis' enjoyed the 93/94 New Years show ridiculously"

whatever, i put you to bed that night. the show was awesome though, i put it on didn't i?

just because you fall asleep and wake up at 10am and everyone else is sleeping doesn't mean you were the last one awake Someone should eat your burrito for that (lol) i owe ya.

4-4-94 is in my collection. love the first set a bunch!

Thanks though cully, decided to put this on the work 'puter for boring-ass days like today.

... so it looks like a another Port Dover weekend for me

I'll take "words Schwa. has never spoken" for $600 Alex.

BURN!

i'll be headed that way too, post keller

unless you pirate that Spank me mr. jones disc

I'm packing them a lunch.

Conservative Principles - oxymoron - A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

That is what the slip sounds like to me, a bit biased, but hey, its my show

yup, i'm responsible for the manufacture of muffler resonators, no mufflers, no production.

Interesting shit eh?

it came down to GoodRev and Guigsy, but in light of Guigsy's bad day and my distaste for the slip he's the WEINER!

Scotty, pm me your address or just drag your pimply ass to KW for the FUNdraiser!

My faves so far, down to the wire!

bouche

"what a cute little doggie"

-if you found this turkey at Izzy's you'd win.

two

Bush: What do you think Turkey?

Turkey: This thread belongs in a political forum

-self explanitory

Hartamophone

May God Bless America, and this rooster.

-bush would actually say this i think

GoodRev

Bush: Well, lookee here! We got us a turkey! How ya doin there, little fella? How's everything down in turkey land? Neh heh heh heh.

Turkey: Gobble.

Bush: Whoa, slow down there, Chet! We didn't bring the turkey interpreter! Neh heh heh heh. [to aide] Have this one stuffed and sent to Cheney. He loves dead stuff.

-you might have won with the laugh alone

guigsy

BEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-cuz i hate the slip

Still waiting for solargarlic and weezy to show their faces, thems funny guys

Contest will close at 1pm as i have just gotten in schit for too much internet time at work.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sari's is by far the funniest so far, but you had to be there (see backbacon's quote)

Not really fair to the rest of the contestants as it is a personal joke (and funny as fuk) so honourable mentions go out to FairySari and she will be recieving a special prize to be rendered at Keller Williams next week.

**this has to be the funniest caption this i've read in quite some time. Funny shite people!

turkey says "so this is a turducken"

as one of the funniest people i know, you win this [color:purple]purple font

QQC wins for least funny. if the turkey was wearing a leather vest he would win.

Shit! there are some seriously funny responses here

I won't say who i think is winning though, it seems to discourage additional responses.