arcane

LMP, did you know that Old Navy has a maternity section?

Oh, c'mon, some of you must know how to read...

No, but I know how to write. Does that count?

After reading this discussion, I'm revising my estimate of the number of pregnant women currently posting to this board.

If you find a guy in a big hat and long cape, answers to the name of "Cranston," do not steal his ring.

Someone screaming my name.

:: eek! congrats arcane!!! (and mercenary)

Thanks! Errr, got any crackers?

I'm not naming a kid after a computer.

Edible body powder (with aspartame), for The Mercenary.

Babies here, babies there, babies babies everywhere ...

Tell me about it ...

Guess what I got The Mercenary for Christmas?

Congrats!

DancingFool was there and nobody notified me??

I'm between jobs right now, but historically, I wasn't allowed 10 business days off in a row. Typically I'd come back to a bunch of notes and email messages saying things like "Can you do this right away?" and emails upon which I'd been cc:ed saying "she'll do this right away." Some of these folks were so far into their worlds that they didn't even realize I'd been gone.

You should ask The Mercenary about his latest project. I dare ya.

Have a good one, Velvet!

I've got a few issues with that son of a bitch. You want to take the case.

Yeah, like where is *God* gonna find a lawyer??

aww the scene with bubbles and the card from his mom almost made me cry

It really is heartwrenching when that happens. My mom died within hours of mailing me a birthday present. I've never wanted to open a gift more and never had so much difficulty doing it.

"Fresh" as in "flowers with stems," or "fresh" as in "not a Glade plug-in"?

Rainbow foods on Richmond Road (near Carling) sells dried lavender flowers.

Free beer is still my favourite kind.

Chocolate.

"My name is Uzi, Jack Uzi. I am a mercenary. Would you like to touch my gun?"

Congratulations!

That's what you said the next morning.

hey kevO, your girlfriend may not be nuts. different cats give me different allergies. my mom's makes my asthma go off, my sister's makes me sneeze and my eyes turn red and get itchy whereas my friend don's cat just makes me sneeze and feel naseus after a while.

The allergy is to the dander. Short-haired cats and long-haired cats have different kinds of dander. It's certainly possible to react to one more than the other.

I've lived with long-haired cats, but the short-haired varieties set off my allergies something fierce, especially during ragweed season.

The Mercenary has managed to shmooze his way back into my good graces though a generous application of a honeymoon suite with a Jacuzzi tub.

Note the use of the indefinite article: The Mercenary did not present me with an 80s hair band ... this time.

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