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  8. Watch out for those Gay Bands...

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    One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.

    There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

    We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.

    We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

    Bands to watch out for

    * Lil'Wayne

    * P!nK (gay family)

    * The Black Keys

    * Coldplay

    * SlipKnot (make-up)

    * RadioHead

    * Michael Jackson

    * Boredoms

    * School of Seven Bells (gay twins)

    * Jason Mraz

    * Jonas Brothers

    * Rilo Kiley

    * Death Cab for Cutie

    * Sarah McLachlan

    * George Strait

    * Cold War Kids

    * Toby Keith (cowboy)

    * P-Diddy

    * Black People

    * Vampire Weekend

    * King Crimson

    * Kate Bush (kissed a girl)

    * Bob Dylan

    * Fleet Foxes

    * Sigur Ros (nudists)

    * Twisted Sister

    * The Spores (endorse suicide)

    * Scissor Sisters

    * Turbonegro

    * Rufus Wainwright

    * Merzbau

    * Ravi Shankar

    * The Butchies (lizbians)

    * Wilco

    * Bjork (mb)

    * Tech N9ne

    * Ghostface Killah

    * Bobby Conn

    * Morton Subotnik

    * Cole Porter

    * The String Cheese Incident

    * Eagles of Death Metal

    * Polyphonic Spree

    * The Faint

    * Interpol

    * Twisted Sister (jj)

    * Tegan and Sara

    * Erasure

    * The Grateful Dead (drugs too)

    * Le Tigre

    * Marilyn Manson (dark gay)

    * The Gossip

    * The Magnetic Fields

    * The Doors

    * Phish

    * Queen

    * The Strokes

    * Morrissey(?questionable?)

    * Metallica

    * Judas Priest

    * The Village People

    * The Secret Handshake

    * The Rolling Stones

    * David Bowie

    * Frankie Goes to Hollywood

    * Man or Astroman

    * Richard Cheese

    * Jay-Z

    * Depeche Mode

    * Kansas

    * Ani DiFranco

    * Fischerspooner

    * John Mayer

    * George Michael (texan)

    * Angel Eyes

    * The Indigo Girls

    * Velvet Underground

    * Madonna

    * Elton John

    * Barry Manilow

    * Indigo Girls

    * Melissa Etheridge

    * Eminmen

    * Nirvana

    * Boy George

    * Jon Brion

    * The Killers

    * Lou Reed

    * Lil' Wayne

    * Motorhead

    * Jill Sobule

    * Wilson Phillips

    * DMX

    * Wesley Willis

    * Lisa Loeb

    * Ted Nugent (loincloth)

    * Dogstar

    * Thirty Seconds to Mars

    * Lil' Kim

    * kd lang

    * Frank Sinatra

    * Hinder

    * Nickleback

    * Justus Kohncke

    * Bob Mould

    * Clay Aiken

    * Arcade Fire

    * Bright Eyes

    * Corinne Bailey Rae

    * Audioslave

    * Red Hot Chili Peppers

    * Panic at the Disco

    * The Cure (makeup)

    * Spin Doctors

    * The Deers

    * Lindsey Lohan

    * The Smiths

    * Beck

    * Tom Waits

    * The Cramps

    * Cannibal Corpse

    * Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)

    * Perfect Sin

    * The Queers

    * NoFx(gay punk)

    * Soup Dragons

    * Elton John(really gay)

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