Davey Boy 2.0

time to head 'er pholks

Well maybe we can get someone into a dress, just for the phun of it

.... in the former Rave area of Ottawa

It might have been found amongst a gaggle of hookers....

I guess that's why your avatar frowns....

I'll be one of four people jonesing like gangbusters....

DAMN THIS TOWN OF ONE MILLION PEOPLE

Thanks Beats,

I'll let you know how things *work out*

Mop Top

Dear Beats,

I am a longtime reader, first time writer, and just want to say that I'm a big fan of your column. The reason why I'm writing to you is that recently my toilet has been backing up whenever my friend.... I'll call him whacky mole... comes over to visit. Now I should tell you that my friend whacky mole has a *special* diet consisting of roots, greens and dandelions.

Should I say something to him or should I just keep the mop handy whenever he comes around, or maybe I should just slip some good old red meat into dishes that I cook for him?!!?

Sign me

Mop stop

Ooohhhhh Downtime was GREAT phun last night, thank you PEI Punk & Co. !!

all FOUR names, you mean ?

you can edit posts, Jaimoe....

Let's get down to the nitty gritty.....

hhmmmm I always liked Cat-Woman

good fries to boot

ditto

Thanx Rob..

Yah.. since I'm unemployed, this selling a book of my work is a good idea.

see ya soon..

i'll be hitting galactic as will brel and jaimoe...

good times good times

August 15-17th 2003 with a new tune opener that's gonna make everyone say, "Wow".

Sounds great, hope y'all can keep up the touring well into the phuture !

We're well proud of you guys.

New liar test could become standard at airports

Reuters News Agency

London — Scientists have developed an instant lie-detector technique that picks up mini hot flushes around the eyes and could lead to truth tests becoming standard at airport check-ins, the journal Nature reported Wednesday.

Sweet, thanks for the update Double.

Nice to have something to look forward to.

Agreed. Very freaking phun.

'ta very much lads

Just came to me:

"You're the reason our kids are ugly"

What was that bet again? I'll bet you anything you like tht ManYoo doesn't end up in first at the end of the season.

they looked awful against 'borough last w.e.; fergie's gonna blow a gasket one of these days...

Nicolas Anelka, Paris St-Germain's enigmatic former Arsenal striker, is to return to the Premiership as Robbie Fowler's replacement at Liverpool.

The 22-year-old France international will sign a six-month loan deal worth £30,000-a-week subject to a medical today, after which Liverpool will have an option to make the move permanent. The Parisian club, who took Anelka back to France from Real Madrid in a £22m deal only some 18 months ago, are believed to value their forward at around £15m.