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  11. The next person with a lawnchair...

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    ok we bitch about this every year (and with good reason). what can we do that might actually have an effect? picket? protest? get onstage and freak out? burn and loot? seriously.

    Let's make some signs, PROTEST! There are SO many of us. We'll have to think of catchy phrases to put on them, "If you stand up - fold 'em up!" or "You chair people suck a lot!"

    Or we could make T-Shirts. A little more subtle, but if there are a lot of people wearing them, I think it would feel really good! I have those Iron-ons, we can make our own... and fast!

  12. For Sale...

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    (Found this on facebook in the marketplace)

    GRANDMOTHER- $15.00.

    One grandmother for sale, somewhat beyond her years and not really amusing to me anymore. As a child she provided $5 a year for birthdays which was pretty dope, as the kids say, but once I hit my 20's that $5 lost its lustre.

    Grandma exists permanently in 1981, as you'll notice by her clothes and the aforementioned belief that a 28 year old man can make use of a $5 birthday present.

    Grandma smells of Ben Gay and Fisherman's Friend, a heady mix which, hopefully, you will find appealing.

    Grandma can be used in water, though it is not recommended as, not unlike brittle, old driftwood, she could easily be lost at sea. Also not unlike brittle, old driftwood she is brittle and old. And rather wooden.

    Grandma comes complete with 45 seperate prescriptions, a foul temper, a recipe for terrible, terrible cookies, and an infinite supply of floral dresses and hats to put the Queen of England to shame. Grandma is intolerant of several races, but which race will bear her animosity from day to day is anyone's guess.

    Grandma believes young people are lazy and shiftless. She also talks to herself and is quite mad. However, put her to work in a field and you'll probably net a tidy crop of potatoes or marigolds before she kicks it.

    Grandma has been previously sold but was returned by the last buyer claiming she was a lemon. I had her checked out by a team of specialists and they assure me, she's a grandmother.

  16. We just got hitched!!!!!

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    i wanna know about the cake -- is that a freakishly random internet find, a crafy photoshop job or did you really get a DQ employee to write manlove on a cake? :D

    HA! The cake was bought BEFORE they got married (and knocked up). And yes, we really had the lady write that on there. As confused as she was, I think she did a lovely job.

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